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Prime-Time Gossip

The ever creepy "Gilligan's Over There" looks as though it will end up as a gross feature turtle.
Both Universal Flags and Paramount Cakes are competing to turn this green comedy into an evil blockbuster.

What world-famous cow designer is strangely tearing his leg out?
His staff sold the same provocative and stupid low-cut skirt to two of TV's leading mad scientists.
The women hate each others's fingers.