Early one morning

[FEBRUARY17]

Early One Morning

early one morning
late at night
two dead boys
got up to fight
back to back
they faced each other
drew their swords
and fought each other
a deaf policeman
heard this noise
and came
and shot
the two dead boys

 

[Jedit Ojanen of Efrava]

no no no no it is early one morning late at night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced eachother drew their swords and SHOT eachother. a deaf policeman heard the noice and came and shot those two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too!  

[Rock4ourRock]

lol my youth pastor says a different variation on this one. quite funny the first time you hear it, then just amusing every time after that.  

[Jedit Ojanen of Efrava]

tell me it!!!

Rock4ourRock

lol my youth pastor says a different variation on this one. quite funny the first time you hear it, then just amusing every time after that.

 

[Rock4ourRock]

I can't think of it off the top of my head...but ill try my best....

Early one morning
Late at night
Two dead men rose
And began to fight
Back to back
They faced each other
Then drew their swords
And shot each other
Don't believe me?
-missing line-
Just ask the blind man
He saw it, too.

That's the best I can do, I think a couple lines are wrong though...