I don't have a job {let alone a job greeting}, but when my spouse is working from home, I get to listen to this all night:
{Company Name} help desk. This is {spouse's name}. How may I help you?
My spouse has gotten to a point in which they say it all like one run-on sentence... no pauses or anything.
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