Funny messages to be used

[notingles-do-po]

i colected quite a few senteces that can be a myght lol, but for real lets skip this and post this all ((please make your own as well))

*the dream isint over... but the beer is so... -WAITER BRING ANOTHER ONE

*in a blind man land a guy with an eye is an cyclop

*love is like grass, you plant it, it grows then a cow comes and ruin it all

*money doesent bring happines, so give me yours and live happy

*if walking gives health the postman is imortal

*the world need more humble geniuses... we are so few v.v

*keybord not found, press F1 to continue

*i use XT becalse hurry is enemy of the perfection
((i'l find others))  

[xXxDeathnoteNekoxXx]

Do it today...it might be illegal tomorrow


the police never think its as funny as you do...

Hes 90% of the reason i get up in the morning...the other10% is the need to pee


This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. i suggest you run from Bob.

okay time for your driving test-OH s**t! AHH!...what? I THOUGHT I SAW AN OCTOPUS!!

Silence is golden. duct tape is silver.

in case of emergency...RUN LIKE HELL!

Misa: I can't imagine a world without Light~ L: yes...that would be very dark...  

[Master Stamp]

You can't be lost if you don't know were your going

24 hours in a day 24 beers to a pack a coincidence?

before you be mean someone try running a mile in their shoes that way you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes  

[kirin_girl The Younger]

lol.. rofl .. I'm still findin some..  

[BurninBite]

"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're ugly."

"Imagine what I could do if I had all my brain cells."

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?"

"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and laugh as the fools try and figure out how you did it."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -not screaming, like the passengers in his car."

"Drunk drivers are dangerous, but so are drunk backseat drivers if they're persuasive. 'Dude, make a left.' 'Those are trees...' 'Trust me.'"

"I always knew my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

"I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

The voices in my head tell me that you're all crazy to think that I need therapy.

xd hehehe this is fun and i have a buch more  

[BurninBite]

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

I hear voices and they don't like you

Smile -- it confuses the enemy

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fricking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck cant paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh snap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, retard."

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He/she won't expect it back.

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff...I laugh again.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.  

[Master Stamp]

lol y didn't I have thought of a thread like this mad D good job notingles