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 Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:47 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 6:48 pm
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THE POEM SO FAR ((Since this is a recreation of a previous thread))
There was a time
where a man had a rhyme
and started a trend
to go out and spend
without caring for how much money he had
he was a pretty nice lad
and he had a bird
who he called word
he enjoyed the sauce
that was full of floss
he ate a big dish
that had some fish
it caused him to fart
then with his bird he did part
heartbroken and sad he went to the pet store
but he couldn't open the door,
so he went to the ocean
and he saw birds in motion
that made him sad
because it reminded him of his dad.
and without thought
he put up a cot
his mom's head
was put to bed.
And then he danced.
with his pants
and his dad
then said, "E gad"
"I have to go,"
"Its almost time for the show."
he sighed and went to have a good cry
He said "I wish I to could fly."
And ate some of Dred's B-day cake.
and then he turned into a drake
his mom dived into the pie
and almosted died,
the Bird came back,
with a sack
full of potatoes
and another filled with tomatoes
the bird tossed them to him
and screamed, "MY NEW NAME IS FLIM!"
then they both started to cry
asking god why,
his name was not joe
he swayed to and fro
then he decided to make some flan
but instead ended up with jam.
because he couldnt cook,
so he read a book
and found the word purple
and was about to give krell a big fat nurple.
for trying to end this poem of fantastic design,
one would say it was almost divine
until Krell threw an anvil
he was trully pure evil.
because it hit Kyo in the eye,
He felt like he was going to die
but then shadow showed up and used her healing
it was such a good feeling.
so then he went on the attack,
but krell beat him back
then he called the retreat
and got back on his feet.
but then he began to cry
what happened to the original guy
so the story became confused
he was verbally abused.
so he ran away to the forrest of doom
which went boom
and the story started from scratch
and i wondered, will it again catch?
Without skipping a beat,
we start the next heat
and find a new gal
who had a great pal
she belived in antidisestablishmentarianism
But whatever happened to simple humanitarianism?
The world had turned upside down
said the sad and frowning clown
Look over there, it sexual harrassment panda!
No wait its just my aunt Wanda.
She sat on a chair,
And began pulling out her hair
It was finally time to go on a trip
so she took another acid hit
I once knew a nun
who absolutely hated fun
she killed the party whenever she could
by dancing naked down in the hood
Soon she tired of this plain life
became a lesbian and got herself a wife
but that wife went and cheated on her
Depressed she took to wearing fur
A random bunny sighed in despair
and as if by magic the ex-nun grew luxurious hair
as she tossed it around she gleefully giggled
Combed it and kissed it and then even wiggled
dolled herself up before leaving that night
cutting through an alley she recieved quite a fright
she witnessed a gangbanging; oh, what to do?!
she threw her big orange...shoe.
Then ran away screaming in fright,
but coudlnt see a thing 'cause it was night
she stumbled and spattered and then with a clang
got attacked by a vampire, then grew a fang
as the bloodlust grew she screamed in delight
went out to get a quick bite
found herself a hot young lad
then she discovered that he was really quite bad
unsatisfied, she hungered for more
so she walked right through a lawyer's doors
she tried to drink, but he had no heart
She soon got bored and sat in a shopping cart
Then Matt kicked her out and said it was his
So she drank some soda for the fizz
She thought of how she lived her life
sighed and then drew her knife
depressed and murderous she took that blade
stabbed some grass in a random glade
then flaunted her prowess and went insane
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