Optimus Prime Wanna-Be .

[sunnyxdaze]

You might already know this, buuuut . . .

There's this 14 year old boy who's now basically brain-dead because he's been drinking gasoline for 5 years to obtain 'energy' to be like Optimus Prime.

It started when he figured out he enjoyed the smell of lighter fluid.. after that, he upgraded to motorcycle gas. When his parents locked up their motorcycle, he started taking gas from the neighbors.

So now his brain is severely damaged.. && he can't even add 17 and 7.
He's diagnosed with a mental disorder of like, a gasoline dependence.

 

[SapphireSara3]

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That's painfully sad. :c

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[BloodyOctopi]

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Whoa.
That makes me want to do a brain transfer.
I'd give him my brain....or maybe Feuer's.//


 

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

>.<

Humans are de-evolving! D:

@Octi: Brain transfer? x.x

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!

 

[Winterbloo]

Woah...that's terrible. >_<  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

I feel like the kid deserved it. Seriously, not many people are that stupid at the age of 9...  

[Encarton]

Wow... that is... very... concerning.
Like the kid who decided to walk out to sea to visit Spongebob and drowned.

And humans are not devolving O:
Or actually... with the lack of Darwinism we could be slowly.
Survival of the fittest went out the window with Medicine and such.  

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

Devolving as in just that.

Before it was striving to survive. And now with drugs and addictions... it's like striving to die.

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!

 

[Encarton]

Well all the (deadly/dangerous) substances shall weed out the week of will and mind eventually. Leaving healthy people with greater wisdom and intellect. However then again there are still more ways evolution has halted, or at least the natural selection evolution.  

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

Yep, only those people like that kid are going down the stairs.

Society nowadays is too complicated for natural selection. >.>

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!

 

[Winterbloo]

You're definitely right about that....=_=  

[Ayersi]

How does gasoline taste anyways? e__e

 

[sunnyxdaze]

feuerleben

How does gasoline taste anyways? e__e

Please don't try it.
._.

 

[Winterbloo]

Listen to Mei, Feuer. Please. x_x  

[Encarton]

Gasoline tastes like the death of your braincells.
So you'll never ever be able to actually taste it cause your mind will die biggrin