Funny story:
One night me and my 16-year-old sister were playing on Omegle.
Whenever a guy would come up masturbating (which was often), we'd rate their p***s and chat with them.
My sis got bored and went off to talk to her boyfriend on the phone. I kept going.
All of a sudden I find the biggest, most perfect p***s on my screen.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: oh wow
You: nice p***s
Stranger: thanks
smile You: how long?
Stranger: 8 inches
You: wowza
Stranger:
wink Stranger: it seems to like you
wink You: XD
Stranger: lol
You: do some tricks
You: lol
You: cute
Stranger: dont know many hahaha
Stranger:
smile You: well, its too bad you're so far away
You: you seem fun
Stranger: you too!
You: i live in texas
Stranger: ontario
sad You: awh
You: so far north
Stranger: do you have any tricks?
wink Stranger: lol
You: i'm like mesmerized
Stranger: lol!
You: but like i'm too shy to reciprocate
Stranger: oh well, you are verypretty!
You: thanks!
Stranger:
smile Stranger: no proooob
Stranger: shouldnt be shy though, ifesmore fun when youre not
Stranger: lol
You: i knoooow
You: maybe someday
Stranger:
smile Stranger: good
smile Stranger: think you have the body for it though
wink You: lol
You: maaaybe
Stranger: can i see? clotheson of course
You: mkay, just a sec
Stranger: k
smile At this point I back up from the computer and did a little twirl, fully clothed in plaid shirt and green short shorts.
Stranger: wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: lol
Stranger: holy !!!!!!!!!!!!!:O
Stranger: amazing!
Stranger:
smile You: thanksss
Stranger: nothing to be shy about!!!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: :O
Stranger: you are gorgeous
You: thank you
Stranger: like...........sow
Stranger: wow#######
You: you seem pretty cute too
Stranger: nehhh
razz You: awh common
You: at least from the neck down
razz Stranger:
smile Stranger: yeah just....wow
You: you're sweet
Stranger: im sorry im stunnedlol
Stranger:
smile From here, things got weird on my part. I was so flattered I figured what the hell, and slowly took my shirt off, revealing my bra.
Just then my sister walks through the door and then we both laugh as she walks back out.
You: my sister just walked in on my
You: LOL
Stranger: oh man!!!!!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good thing you werent doin more
wink You: lol, i know!
Stranger: although...
wink Stranger: I wouldnt hate to seeit
Stranger: lol
You: lol
You: i bet
Stranger:
smile You: it is SUCH a shame you livei n canada
You: what a waste
You: i'd immigrate for that bod
You: plus for the health care
Stranger: sme goes!
Stranger: well yeah, bonuslol
You: lol
Stranger: prett smile too!
Stranger: pretty***
You: whatevveerrrrr
Stranger: :O true!!!!
You: lol
You: thanks
Stranger:
wink Stranger: so yeah i could do 1 trick lol
You: i like your facial hair
Stranger: lol thanks
You: how tall are you
Stranger: 5'10
You: hottt
Stranger: u?
You: 5'9
Stranger: perfect
Stranger:
smile You: lol
Stranger: age?
You: 19
You: 20 next month
Stranger: happybirthday! lol
You: lol
You: its next month!
Stranger: still.....
Stranger:
razz You: awh
You: well thank you
Stranger:
smile *CUT FOR INAPPROPRIATENESS*
You: it's jumpn
Stranger: it happens
wink Stranger: goota move to texas
wink You: XD
You: can i see the your face? :>
Stranger: nehhh lame lol
Proceeds to show his full face.
You: cuuuuute
Stranger: thanks*rolls eyes* lol
Stranger: So......now that the getting to know you pasrt is out of the way....
wink :lol
You: XXD
Stranger: You'resmile is HUGE right now!
You: haha
Stranger: well yeah, add you FOR SURE
You: it's so funny
You: just from your p***s i knew you were my type
Stranger: ?
Stranger: haha thats good!!!!!!!
Stranger: your shades said it all!
Stranger:
wink You: XD
Stranger:
biggrin !
Stranger: man its like 3am here lol
You: lol
You: it's 2 here
Stranger: stayin up late, niiice
wink You: yeah i spose
You: you are so cute
You: i like your fluffy hair
Stranger: lol thanks, so are you,I just look goofy though
You: goofy is fuggin sexy then
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you
Stranger: are
Stranger: awesome
You: added you!
Stranger: Perfet(stupiod email, good punk album I used to LOVE)
Stranger:
razz You: lol
Stranger: you ar etoo cute, I can't stop smiing like an idiot
Aaaaand now he and I have been talking for two weeks everyday. We have a lot in common and actually may date each other in the future. He's actually smart, funny, sweet and just awesome. What a story for the grandkids...
But yeah, I think he's freakin' cute:
![User Image](https://i552.photobucket.com/albums/jj335/Rion9009/GEOFF_Picture0026.jpg)
Thanks Omegle!