Guys I seriously need your help....

[Rellik San]

I need $10,000,000 USD,
2 one way tickets to Mexico,
A Heckler and Kosch XM8 Assault Rifle,
2 Cases of beer,
A 1967 Cadilac El Dorado with diplomatic plates.


I can't explain now, there's not enough time, but I need your help on this guys.  

[LaceyBones]

I'm sorry, I don't believe in the use of guns.
How about grenades? Or a flesh-eating virus?
3nodding  

[the_underworks]

have you tried getting a loan?  

[SADERR]

Don't forget to bring an ipod. Those airplane movies are terrible.
And Underworks, I'm sorry to say I don't think the bank would give him a loan for that. xD  

[Henneth Annun]

Jonathonn

Don't forget to bring an ipod. Those airplane movies are terrible.
And Underworks, I'm sorry to say I don't think the bank would give him a loan for that. xD

No kidding.... xd

I saw some pretty amusing ones on Air Canada though...  

[GilAskan]

Rellik San

I need $10,000,000 USD,
2 one way tickets to Mexico,
A Heckler and Kosch XM8 Assault Rifle,
2 Cases of beer,
A 1967 Cadilac El Dorado with diplomatic plates.


I can't explain now, there's not enough time, but I need your help on this guys.

This thing gets like, 10 miles to the gallon. Have fun stranded in the desert. Or escape the country in a Prius.  

[Angel of the End]

Donate plasma, rob a bank, deliver drugs to the bad parts of town for dealers who are not willing to go there themselves -shrugs-, you could be a male prositute for a day, sell all your stuff to pawn shops and to random people and hobos on the street, take all your cds and dvds to a trade store for cash, make a fool of yourself and take dares from people on the street for cash, take out on your home.... -goes on and on and on- go to your local Gas Station and offer to sweep and clean the place for like $5....  

[Angel of the End]

or do what bonnie and clyde did: rob a bank  

[Henneth Annun]

This stuff must be from some movie I haven't seen yet.

There's no other explination for why he wants that car, an assault rifle, and two tickets to Mexico.

Anyways....the US military formally cancelled their XM8 project a few years ago, don't remember why though.  

[Nik Ballion]

lets open a fund online.
think that will solve the stuff. I will open it and you all can pay on that account. I will be the keeper of the account.
...
...

ou kmo you can trust me, its not like Im going to buy a storage of lucky strike, 2 machetes and a banana and prepare for the zombie attack *flashback*  

[SADERR]

XWraith_LordX

Jonathonn

Don't forget to bring an ipod. Those airplane movies are terrible.
And Underworks, I'm sorry to say I don't think the bank would give him a loan for that. xD

No kidding.... xd

I saw some pretty amusing ones on Air Canada though...

Canadians -- doing everything better then you guys next to us since 1867.
Just kidding. We're just jealous of you because you have Obama. Harper is quite a bring down  

[Rellik San]

Jonathonn

XWraith_LordX

Jonathonn

Don't forget to bring an ipod. Those airplane movies are terrible.
And Underworks, I'm sorry to say I don't think the bank would give him a loan for that. xD

No kidding.... xd

I saw some pretty amusing ones on Air Canada though...

Canadians -- doing everything better then you guys next to us since 1867.
Just kidding. We're just jealous of you because you have Obama. Harper is quite a bring down

Yes but remember my friend, you guys can say something to annoy ALL Americans.... you kicked their merkin a** in the war of 1812, you guys burned the friggin' white house to the ground.  

[Henneth Annun]

Jonathonn

XWraith_LordX

Jonathonn

Don't forget to bring an ipod. Those airplane movies are terrible.
And Underworks, I'm sorry to say I don't think the bank would give him a loan for that. xD

No kidding.... xd

I saw some pretty amusing ones on Air Canada though...

Canadians -- doing everything better then you guys next to us since 1867.
Just kidding. We're just jealous of you because you have Obama. Harper is quite a bring down

I have dual citizenship with Canada and the US. razz I'd like to be included in your third person plural pronoun please! XD  

[the_underworks]

Jonathonn

Don't forget to bring an ipod. Those airplane movies are terrible.
And Underworks, I'm sorry to say I don't think the bank would give him a loan for that. xD

I think you missed the sarcastic part.  

[SADERR]

the_underworks

Jonathonn

Don't forget to bring an ipod. Those airplane movies are terrible.
And Underworks, I'm sorry to say I don't think the bank would give him a loan for that. xD

I think you missed the sarcastic part.

No, I quite seen it, I just couldn't think of anything better to say I suppose.