Why, hello there.

[TillxGone]

Then, I call Mei up to the stand. ._.

 

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

Just make sure he isn't around when I get to the stand. *shudders*

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!

 

[Encarton]

Well... Feuer still hasn't pleaded anything.

Regardless!
Alright, the prosecution may go first.
Pyro seems to want to be the prosecutor, so he can have at it. Joint prosecution if Tilly wants to as well.

Now is that a motion you want to continue? Mei to testify?  

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

1. Feuer can't keep his hands to himself

2. He has babies with everyone

3. He is a pervert and is prone to wide mood swings

There.

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!

 

[Anamorphic Toothpaste]

-insert an automated crowd gasp and then considerable silence to show the severity of the moment/ topic-  

[PyroTurtleZX]

Now with questioning...
Have you ever consented to any of these random acts of baby-making?  

[Hunter Rush]

Well, before you go any further, I would like to do one thing. *Rams a Scottish Claymore up Feuer's nose* You may continue. *Disppears*  

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

gonk No, I never did. Ever. D;

It was as if he self-reproduced every other second >.<

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!

 

[PyroTurtleZX]

Are you in any way related to Feuer?  

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

Other than being an EFE member, no.

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!

 

[PyroTurtleZX]

I claim rape....
Oh wait before I make a decision here; Has Feuer ever claimed any responsibility for an of his....offspring?  

[Meiazure]

Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high,

He just claims that we're all mothers of his offspring. Dx

Like a diamond in the sky,
Twinkle twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are!

 

[PyroTurtleZX]

Well I'mma take a leave of absence today and leave Tilly in charge.  

[Anamorphic Toothpaste]

I'm gonna be no momma to anyones child unless I get a stable home or atleast chid support! *z-snaps and sits back down into the benchs as people clap and cheer as if in jerry springer*