I had the most bizarre dream the other day; I was eating apple-flavoured yoghurt. Upon waking I realised that I had at no point in my life ever eaten, or indeed, seen, any apple yoghurt. Yes, of course, there is the Apple Crumble variety of Muller Corners, but has anyone seen/heard of/eaten a proper apple yoghurt? If so, please tell me; it's been bugging me ever since and I fear my life will be incomplete until I resolve this troublesome situation.