Door to Door

[The Goth Apple]

Digital Malevolence

People don't come to my house, I don't live in a neighborhood, I live in the middle of the woods.

Same. They've only come here once, and I think the closest neighbor sent them when they found out we're pagan. My mother, being my mother, set them down with a cup of tea and had a two-hour long conversation.  

[Digital Malevolence]

The Goth Apple

Digital Malevolence

People don't come to my house, I don't live in a neighborhood, I live in the middle of the woods.

Same. They've only come here once, and I think the closest neighbor sent them when they found out we're pagan. My mother, being my mother, set them down with a cup of tea and had a two-hour long conversation.

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[zz1000zz]

Infection XIII

zz1000zz

Infection XIII

Jehova's Witnesses kept coming to my door a while back, but one day they came on the wrong day. I was pissed off and blasting Grendel. They knock on the door, so I do the best thing I can come up with.

I run to the kitchen, grab a bottle of red food coloring and spill it all over the floor and my shirt, then opened the door. Remember, this is all improvised in a matter of five seconds, so I just came up with the stupidest dialogue I can think off. Before they can utter a word I say "Oh! You guys must be the ones with the bloodstain remover! Hurry up, the cops are on their way." Looking confused and scared at the same time they simply turn away and walk.

Haven't seen them since.

I never understood harassing people like this. They have done nothing to provoke it. I especially do not understand people harassing them like this, then complaining when they get harassed for their "culture."

But hey, do enjoy your laughs.

How exactly is that harassing? I'm not the persistent one who, week after week, has to tell them(it's always the same people) over and over that I'm not interested in their religion, and that I don't want to be saved. I'd say that's provocation enough.

Commonly, harassment is behavior designed to disturb or upset. The example you provided was clearly designed to do both.

It is ridiculous for you to consider polite visitations provocation enough for harassment.  

[L Ron Jeremy]

zz1000zz

Infection XIII

zz1000zz

Infection XIII

Jehova's Witnesses kept coming to my door a while back, but one day they came on the wrong day. I was pissed off and blasting Grendel. They knock on the door, so I do the best thing I can come up with.

I run to the kitchen, grab a bottle of red food coloring and spill it all over the floor and my shirt, then opened the door. Remember, this is all improvised in a matter of five seconds, so I just came up with the stupidest dialogue I can think off. Before they can utter a word I say "Oh! You guys must be the ones with the bloodstain remover! Hurry up, the cops are on their way." Looking confused and scared at the same time they simply turn away and walk.

Haven't seen them since.

I never understood harassing people like this. They have done nothing to provoke it. I especially do not understand people harassing them like this, then complaining when they get harassed for their "culture."

But hey, do enjoy your laughs.

How exactly is that harassing? I'm not the persistent one who, week after week, has to tell them(it's always the same people) over and over that I'm not interested in their religion, and that I don't want to be saved. I'd say that's provocation enough.

Commonly, harassment is behavior designed to disturb or upset. The example you provided was clearly designed to do both.

It is ridiculous for you to consider polite visitations provocation enough for harassment.

I'll put it this way, it was fun for me at the time; That's enough justification for me.  

[zz1000zz]

Infection XIII

zz1000zz

Infection XIII

zz1000zz

Infection XIII

Jehova's Witnesses kept coming to my door a while back, but one day they came on the wrong day. I was pissed off and blasting Grendel. They knock on the door, so I do the best thing I can come up with.

I run to the kitchen, grab a bottle of red food coloring and spill it all over the floor and my shirt, then opened the door. Remember, this is all improvised in a matter of five seconds, so I just came up with the stupidest dialogue I can think off. Before they can utter a word I say "Oh! You guys must be the ones with the bloodstain remover! Hurry up, the cops are on their way." Looking confused and scared at the same time they simply turn away and walk.

Haven't seen them since.

I never understood harassing people like this. They have done nothing to provoke it. I especially do not understand people harassing them like this, then complaining when they get harassed for their "culture."

But hey, do enjoy your laughs.

How exactly is that harassing? I'm not the persistent one who, week after week, has to tell them(it's always the same people) over and over that I'm not interested in their religion, and that I don't want to be saved. I'd say that's provocation enough.

Commonly, harassment is behavior designed to disturb or upset. The example you provided was clearly designed to do both.

It is ridiculous for you to consider polite visitations provocation enough for harassment.

I'll put it this way, it was fun for me at the time; That's enough justification for me.

Hey, enjoy being a jerk. If some guy decides to beat you up for fun, I am sure he will enjoy it too.  

[L Ron Jeremy]

zz1000zz

Hey, enjoy being a jerk. If some guy decides to beat you up for fun, I am sure he will enjoy it too.

Then I hope he does, but I sure as hell won't make it easy.  

[Henneth Annun]

Infection XIII

zz1000zz

Hey, enjoy being a jerk. If some guy decides to beat you up for fun, I am sure he will enjoy it too.

Then I hope he does, but I sure as hell won't make it easy.

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[zz1000zz]

As a matter of principle, I almost hope a random act of violence strikes now. I do not normally wish ill on people I have not met, but really...  

[The Goth Apple]

Digital Malevolence

The Goth Apple

Digital Malevolence

People don't come to my house, I don't live in a neighborhood, I live in the middle of the woods.

Same. They've only come here once, and I think the closest neighbor sent them when they found out we're pagan. My mother, being my mother, set them down with a cup of tea and had a two-hour long conversation.

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I'm afraid I don't follow what is meant by that emoticon.  

[AngelusSilenti]

Solicitors tempt me to create a sign which would be posted somewhere in my front yard that states the following:

Solicitors will be run through. Survivors will be beheaded.  

[Digital Malevolence]

The Goth Apple

Digital Malevolence

The Goth Apple

Digital Malevolence

People don't come to my house, I don't live in a neighborhood, I live in the middle of the woods.

Same. They've only come here once, and I think the closest neighbor sent them when they found out we're pagan. My mother, being my mother, set them down with a cup of tea and had a two-hour long conversation.

neutral

I'm afraid I don't follow what is meant by that emoticon.

It was a "Two hour conversation!" shocked emoticon, but more in the sense like 'I don't know what to say to that' kind of shocked emotion, rather than the "Holy s**t, really!?' one, like this - eek -  

[Kahroo]

One time I was home from skool, or more like I want to sleep I got in late. And at 11am no one was home and the doorbell started to ring like crazy. I was going to ignore it but it still was ringing. I got up answered it. It was thoes Jehovah's Witnesses people and they said. "Finally someone came to the door." I looked at them like WTF do you want? then they were like: "Do you know who we are?" I just said: "No I'm going to back to bed." And was about to shut the dor when the guy actually tried to keep it open. He was like "I AM A MESSANGER FROM GOD!" I just said

"I AM A MESSANGER FROM THE DEVIL!" He started at me and then asked. "Your a Satanist?" I told him I was. And he tried to come into my house to preform a exorist on me. Called the cops on him,

Later found out he was some crazy nut that went around town trying to get people to join so that on "The Day" (whatever that is) they can all die and rejoin with Jesus Christ and finaly once and for all get rid of the sinners.

That day was really ******** up.  

[The Goth Apple]

Digital Malevolence

The Goth Apple

Digital Malevolence

The Goth Apple

Digital Malevolence

People don't come to my house, I don't live in a neighborhood, I live in the middle of the woods.

Same. They've only come here once, and I think the closest neighbor sent them when they found out we're pagan. My mother, being my mother, set them down with a cup of tea and had a two-hour long conversation.

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I'm afraid I don't follow what is meant by that emoticon.

It was a "Two hour conversation!" shocked emoticon, but more in the sense like 'I don't know what to say to that' kind of shocked emotion, rather than the "Holy s**t, really!?' one, like this - eek -

Oh, alright.
Though, the real surprise is that my mother limited herself to two hours.