Twenty Shades of Grey
Haha, this would be the conversation goi ng down if I ever found the guy who raped one of my friends...
Guy - "You can't keep me here! I know my rights!"
Me - "Maybe. But you obviously don't know much about martial law. You have the right to be penalated. I have the right to burn your home and shoot your dog. Do you understand your rights as I have read them to you?"
Guy - "Yes. Yes! Please...!"
Me - "Then SHUT THE ******** UP." *beats with random blunt object*
Guy - "You can't keep me here! I know my rights!"
Me - "Maybe. But you obviously don't know much about martial law. You have the right to be penalated. I have the right to burn your home and shoot your dog. Do you understand your rights as I have read them to you?"
Guy - "Yes. Yes! Please...!"
Me - "Then SHUT THE ******** UP." *beats with random blunt object*
Sounds like a grammy award winning scene right there. 0.0