Musketeer items translated

[Fairy Alchemist 96]

Ever wondered what that french writing was next to the Musketeer items.
I have taken the trouble to translate them with my expert French. 3nodding
(Note,this is a rough,direct translation,so some of the words may be in the wrong places...)

Musketeer Hat:
F:À boire ou je tue le chien!
E:To drink or I kill the dog!

Musketeer Cape:
F:Se faire poo comme un rat mort~!
E:To be done poo as a dead rat~!

Musketeer Cape:
F:Chat échaudé craint l'eau froide!?!
E:Cat échaudé fears cold water!?!

Musketeer Boots:
F:Quand le vin est tiré, il faut le boire.
E:When the wine is pulled, it is necessary to drink it.

Musketeer Shirt:
F:Il en a bavé des ronds de chapeau!!!!
E:It drooled some of the round ones of hat!!!!

Musketeer Pants:
F:Être comme une poule qui a trouvé un couteau!!!~
E:Be as a hen that found a knife!!!~  

[Lilmagical_star]

Those are more like expressions, so they might not be translated words by words from French to English. ^^;

Like the phrase "chat échaudé craint l'eau froide"... It means that you actually learn from the mistakes you made in the past. 3nodding

But even if my first language is French, I'm not sure of the meaning of some of the phrases myself rolleyes  

[Celes2006]

Yeah, me neather, Like the Poo thing?! I'm french from Quebec, and we don't talk like french in France... some expression are a mix of french and english words too, so really hard to translate!! >_<  

[Lilmagical_star]

When reading about the poo thing, I was like "what?!?" XD
I suppose it's something about dying, though I'm not sure at all.  

[Fairy Alchemist 96]

I just translated it word to word,and after I thought I'd got them all wrong...It's really weird. sweatdrop  

[mattzere]

That's awesome!
i do like literal translations, they are so funny, even if they're wrong! sweatdrop
thanks for doing those!
i learnt a lot ninja