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 Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:31 pm
A large man and a model went out on date. The next day at the office he and a co-worker where talking about the date.
Large Man: The date with her awesome.
Co-Worker: Did it get hot and heavy?
Large Man: Yeah, she was hot and I was heavy.
rolleyes
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Posted: Thu Aug 29, 2019 6:51 pm
I heard about this man who went into an outhouse. He was opening the lid to go to the bathroom and he sees a Native American chief down in the hole. So he asks the chief ”Hey man, how long have you been down there?” and the chief replies ”Many, many moons ago.”
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:45 pm
I'm taking viagra for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheet off my legs
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:46 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:48 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:50 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:53 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2020 5:00 pm
Now that I've lived during a plague, I get why most renaissance paintings are of chubby women laying around with their boobs out.
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 2:50 am
How does a penguin build it’s house?
Igloos it together.
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2020 12:21 am
Ten cats in a row boat.
One jumps out.
How many are left?
None, they're all copy cats.
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2020 3:33 pm
In other news... The Seven Dwarfs have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six. One of them isn't Happy.
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