Things that tick you off about yaoi or shonen-ai

[Mohawk Dog]

I hate when you can tell who will be the uke. Even when the uke is older, he still looks young as the seme, but taller. Plus they're so helpless and the younger would dominating them easily.
Stop screaming no! Ya know you want it! scream  

[black moon girl]

1.Weak, pathetic ukes (Ubber girly ukes) ok I can't lie I have ukes with fem. qualities Jet: sweet, likes cute stuff, can dress somewhat fem. time to time (no dresses/skirts) but he: can put up a really good fight, Trace[y]:Crossdresser that can kick a$$ and hates his admiers XDD I don't know I just love it when the seme/uke have qualities that you don't see everyday in a shounen ai/yaoi XDD

2.RAPE RAPE RAPE!!! I LOTHE it with a passion! I can't stand it! It's just so retarded! In real life you don't fall in love with your rapist in one day! That guy used you for his pleasure and emotionly scarred you! There was a WC I read and it was a S-A. New guy in school (very ovious uke) starts liking this guy he never met. Guy sees him is all like "Hey idiot, if you want to look at me all day why don't you hang out with me and my pals?", They get him drunk, guy he likes rapes him, uke hates guy, guy stalks him at the men's shower room and is all like "hehehe getting my way with you was fun. Wanna go again?", Uke gets upset and is all like "You can't do that unless you're my boyfriend!",Guy agrees, they see one of uke's friends and he's all like "We're in love~" I'm all like "WHAT?!" 0__________________o; No NO NO!! Life dosen't work like that! You will HATE the person that stole your innocence by drunking and forcing you NOT hate them for a few hours then be like "Ok I love you!!" and what pisses me off most is that series has 500+ fans. =_=;;

3. LACK OF STORYLINE!! Like one above there is no real storyline just crap! You don't fall in "love" in less than a few days/hours come on people are not that perverted with eachother >.>; I like to read about how it starts off rockyish, just dating, then starting to develop feelings, realizing those feelings, and etc. Not "Hey my name is soandso" "Hi! I'm whatshisface!" *makeout then smex* Thats not how you begin loving a pairing -_-;

4. The ones that say that theirs BL and you're waiting for it and it never comes......like the anime Princess Princess I was always "Ok this ep is it!!"....nothin' "Now this one has to be it!!!!"......nada "Alright come on! Come on!!"....zip then you're like "Crap! That was the last episode!! DX " Not happy with that!

5. Semes that show an unnessery exaggerated hostility/carelessness twords the uke. Sure sometimes the uke may act like an idiot and he'll mock him but being cruel or constantly thinking of him as a toy to play with. I like some tenderness shown in those dominant guys DX

6. That everyone's gay sure we'll get some more S-A going on in the series besides the main two but come on straight people exist -_-;

7. Nothing but pure yaoi. No storyline/plot whatsoever just mansmex with no point. I don't read yaoi *gets shot* but I don't mind if it has a good plot I'll just skip the "yaoi" parts XDD

8. When people think that if you like "BL" they go "Eww you like gay porn!!" Dudes Shounen ai is NOT porn! They're both the same general genre but in diffrent levels one is relationship with hugging/kissing/implying stuffs instead of showing while the other is showing you all of whats going on. I don't like porn none of it DX;  

[Zekai Rei]

I really get angry when there is a totally buff guy with a wimpy guy that looks like a girl. And in those mangas it was the wimpy guy that was the dominate one not the buff guy. It just made me yell at the manga. Which I never have done before.  

[Tsuki Nushi]

Plot and romance that goes nowhere  

[User_2629207]

black moon girl

4. The ones that say that theirs BL and you're waiting for it and it never comes......like the anime Princess Princess I was always "Ok this ep is it!!"....nothin' "Now this one has to be it!!!!"......nada "Alright come on! Come on!!"....zip then you're like "Crap! That was the last episode!! DX " Not happy with that!

"Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow."

D< GAKUEN HEAVEN, MAN. The manga has lots of sex and fun but the series only has ONE KISS in the last episode. If it wasn't for Nakajima and the catchy theme song I'd never watch it.

(haha, and when people go "ew, you watch gay porn!?" i go "Yeah, you wanna see some? Or maybe you want to star in one, I could arrange that. >D" Kekeke)

Moving on, WHY do they always go to an onsen? Not that I mind, but can't they go anywhere else, ever?

- Oscar Wilde.

 

[protecterofelements]

the huge sparkly eyes on a super girly uke