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 Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:34 pm
Oh, God. Where to start?
Twilight the books were horrible. I mean, they really sucked. I tried to read them because everyone said "OMG Imma marry Edward biggrin DD Jacob is going to be my cute wittle werewolf and stuffs!!!one!!11" So I was interested. Wow, I should have just not read them. I wouldn't wipe my a** with those books.
The movie. Jesus, the movie was worse than the book! The effects were dumb, the only reason people like Jacob is because he takes his shirt off whenever he's on the screen. He isn't even good looking.
And Edward? He has one facial expression. It says, "Bella. I hate you're freaking guts. Let have sex." I mean, really? A bit of emotion please?
Bella isn't any better. She has the same freakin expression though out the whole movie. Again, some emotion is required. She is also a bad role model. Not that I care, but you have to notice it. She is always leaning on Edward/Jacob. She just HAS to have a man, sparking or extremely hairy.
And since when do Vampires sparkle? What the heck was that guy thinking?
Ugh, I seriously hate Twilight. -_-
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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:39 pm
Lylianna Usugaki Emerium twilight sucks, im finally glad i met more ppl who despise twilight. I know right? Anyboy seen this forum page about this girl obsessed with the pattenson dude? And want's to have his child? http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatterbox/i-am-going-to-have-a-baby-please-read/t.60484895/ Yea, look at this! IT IS TOTALLY WORTH THE READ, BECAUSE YOU'LL GET A SERIOUS LAUGH!
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Xx_Forgetting Tomorrow_xX
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Posted: Fri Nov 19, 2010 5:02 pm
Twilight is nonsense. The first book was fine, though I'd never read it again. The second, I expected a lot more of it. The third, sucked. And the fourth, a complete waste of time, which I hardly ever say of a book. In short, Stephanie Meyer is a bad author, stealing other people's ideas, though I liked her other books.
Bella is a whiny, stupid girl that thinks everything should be about her.
Edward is a controlling, jerk-a** boyfriend that is suicidal and thinks everything should be about him.
Jacob is the only character I thought was decent amongst the three. He's okay, but still thinks everything should be about him.
In short, anyone who is a fan of the Twilight Saga should go throw themselves in a boiling pool of lava, and burn to death.
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Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:45 pm
Xx_Forgetting Tomorrow_xX Lylianna Usugaki Emerium twilight sucks, im finally glad i met more ppl who despise twilight. I know right? Anyboy seen this forum page about this girl obsessed with the pattenson dude? And want's to have his child? http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatterbox/i-am-going-to-have-a-baby-please-read/t.60484895/ Yea, look at this! IT IS TOTALLY WORTH THE READ, BECAUSE YOU'LL GET A SERIOUS LAUGH! I swear if I die right now I will die laughing my a** off!! That was so hilarious!!! I will never understand why people find Edward dreamy at all.He looks like he has been out in the sun for 12 years! Am I right!?!?!
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Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2011 8:13 am
Crap story >.< Stupid main character...
SPARKLING VAMPIRES!?!? WTF >.<
Idk, this whole story is repulsive, and Team Edward? Team Jacob?
WHY WOULD ANYONE FORCE PEOPLE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN NECROPHILA AND BESTIALITY!?!?
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:34 pm
Xx_Forgetting Tomorrow_xX Lylianna Usugaki Emerium twilight sucks, im finally glad i met more ppl who despise twilight. I know right? Anyboy seen this forum page about this girl obsessed with the pattenson dude? And want's to have his child? http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/chatterbox/i-am-going-to-have-a-baby-please-read/t.60484895/ Yea, look at this! IT IS TOTALLY WORTH THE READ, BECAUSE YOU'LL GET A SERIOUS LAUGH!
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Super Shop Till You Drop2
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Super Shop Till You Drop2
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:40 pm
Sparkling completely changed the way I thought about vampires
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Posted: Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:11 pm
 This is Flandre Scarlet. She's a vampire. And she could beat Edward's a** any day. And she'd have fun. So much fun.
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Mind-boggling Abomination
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 2:16 pm
I read a few of the books, and it's like reading the author's private vampire fantasy diary.
The main character has absolutely NO personality or mind of her own, the entire book is just about how hot she thinks some sparkly guy is and how she is not complete without him.
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Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:15 pm
they also stole from The Sookie Stackhouse series!!
D:
Buttholllleeee
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 6:05 pm
Candi Sharpies Twilight.....GAY......Vampire.....guys.....SPARKLE! Ewww..... It's people like you that sicken me. You judge. If all you can say is "they sparkle", obviously you haven't read the books. You're simply judging by that one fact that barely has to do with anything. I bet you don't even know WHY they shimmer. It has to do with their skin. Seriously, kid, don't judge a book by its cover. Jerk.
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 7:18 pm
Kayla_New_Jerk Candi Sharpies Twilight.....GAY......Vampire.....guys.....SPARKLE! Ewww..... It's people like you that sicken me. You judge. If all you can say is "they sparkle", obviously you haven't read the books. You're simply judging by that one fact that barely has to do with anything. I bet you don't even know WHY they shimmer. It has to do with their skin. Seriously, kid, don't judge a book by its cover. Jerk. Okay first off, that post was AWHILE ago. Secondly, It's people like you that make me sick. Why? Because you, oh child, decide to call me a jerk for posting my thoughts about a book that I've read that I didn't like (though not even half way through) In a BASHING forum. If you don't know what the word BASHING means here's a definition in the Criticism outlook: Comment based on a person POV that is in a negative connotation, directed at a specific object. Now if you liked it, and are easily offended like any child would, why the heck did you come in to this forum? Wouldn't it be logical to just say "screw you" in your head and not worry about it? I mean seriously get over yourself and stop being a child.
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 3:53 pm
here's my 2 cents about twilight:
its a girls decision between necrophilia (edward) or beastiality (jacob)
in which she chooses necrophilia then some stuff happen blah blah blah
get's pregnant by a 100+ y/o dead dude, then the wolf guy falls inlove with the girl's newborn baby.
ohh yeah for the person who said that j.k rowling copied sirius black from jacob black............. there's a special place in hell for your kind twisted
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 6:39 pm
Twilight is a horrible book only for the fact that they have sparkling vampires and Bella's an idiot who's worried about growing old while Edward stays young. Meyers was not creative with her characters. L.J. Smith and Anne Rice have her beat with their vampires.
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