MistressJadeCloud
A recent one that I had was VERY VERY STRANGE.
I was a guy (cute, uke-like). And then all of a sudden Marilyn Manson appears behind me (I haven't listened to his music in AGES, so I don't know why he was in my dream anyways) and asks if I have any medicine for him to use. I tell him that I do and it's in my house. So, I take him there and on the way I asked if he had eczema (random, right?) and he was like, "Yeah, just a little bit here" and points at his crotch.
Me: That's gotta hurt.
MM: Yeah.
Me: I have eczema too.
*Silence...*
We get to a hotel in Las Vegas (again, RANDOM) and I suddenly have a jar of Petroleum Jelly in my hands and turn around to give it to him, but he fell asleep in a chair. So (being an Innocent Uke-like guy), I say, "Well, since he's asleep, I guess I'll have to put it on him myself" and pull off his pants. It didn't look like he had eczema at all, but I decided that I should put it on him, just in case. Then (here's where it gets kinda steamy) I put it on him and he got... hard... and I guess I liked the sounds he was making so I rubbed harder (yeah, I know, little perverted me XD). And then he woke up, looked at me rubbing his *****, ripped off my pants, and was about to stick it in me when my mom called me up.
Wow, that was long...
I was a guy (cute, uke-like). And then all of a sudden Marilyn Manson appears behind me (I haven't listened to his music in AGES, so I don't know why he was in my dream anyways) and asks if I have any medicine for him to use. I tell him that I do and it's in my house. So, I take him there and on the way I asked if he had eczema (random, right?) and he was like, "Yeah, just a little bit here" and points at his crotch.
Me: That's gotta hurt.
MM: Yeah.
Me: I have eczema too.
*Silence...*
We get to a hotel in Las Vegas (again, RANDOM) and I suddenly have a jar of Petroleum Jelly in my hands and turn around to give it to him, but he fell asleep in a chair. So (being an Innocent Uke-like guy), I say, "Well, since he's asleep, I guess I'll have to put it on him myself" and pull off his pants. It didn't look like he had eczema at all, but I decided that I should put it on him, just in case. Then (here's where it gets kinda steamy) I put it on him and he got... hard... and I guess I liked the sounds he was making so I rubbed harder (yeah, I know, little perverted me XD). And then he woke up, looked at me rubbing his *****, ripped off my pants, and was about to stick it in me when my mom called me up.
Wow, that was long...
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oh my god! i wish i could have dreamt that kind of a dream... *so hot* 4laugh