Funniest Thing You've Ever Done

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Kyo-Suna

Well one time me and a friend were running from a Wall-mart security guard and he caught up with us. I shouted the only thing i could think of "look a distraction!!" He actually looked and we got away. We thought it was hilarious and its now an inside joke.

We also started a giant water balloon fight in the middle of downtown phoenix, there were over a hundred people that joined in. It was awesome.

XD hahaha thats a good one XD
The funniest thing I've ever done was today.
1st I went to a walk and decided to "stalk" one of my friends and when I got to her house we though she could go to mine anyyyway *skip skip skip* I got back home so I could tell my granny but she wasn't there the door was locked and I had no damn key .___. so I called my friend and she told her brother who called me a retarded idiot *same thing right? XD* and he came with her to drop her off and break into my house so I could get in...at first he tried m window because its in the front and was able to take the screen off and open the window but it had a thing on it that kept it from opening more then 1 inch and a half and my keys are in the kitchen so waste of time. then we tried the garage, and the other front window. The he decided to hop my fence and go to the back. he tried the back door but didnt work so he was stuck in my backyard when he tried the my sister's window and it opened all the way and he got in. So now they shall forever rub it in that I am so stupid and cant even break into my own house. >.>
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now I just want to know how her brother learned that nice little window trick XDD  

[Labradorescence]

Well, my spanish teacher took us on a field trip to a gardening store (he's random like that) and it turns out there were horse whips... me and some other kids found the whips and started pretending to be all kinky with them. The other two girls got kicked out of the store and a call home, the teacher refused to believe that I was in on it. I still feel kinda bad, but it was hilarious. You kinda had to be there cause I can't tell funny stories.  

[InnisTheMirageOfDeceit]

Okay.......This happened recently.......

Han-chan and I were in gym and it was dodge-ball day. Joy! Not.....I have all the grace and cordination of a drunken, one-legged elephant and all the attention span of a small furry rodent. Anyway so we were just standing around and this orange ball is speeding right for us and I'm screaming like a total idiot and covering my face and Han-chan has this air-headed expression on her face and she going "Wheeeeeeeeeee!" and then the ball hit the floor right in front of us.......Then we fell over laughing and decided we should go on America's funniest home videos....  

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I peed of the top of a jungle gym when I was drunk biggrin and i'm a chick.

That's not funny just disgusting.

I thought it was funny.

Im just old fashioned and find girls doing really unlady like things disgusting.

I'm a butch lesbian. It doesn't count.