random funny stuff that made my day

[Angel_527a]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVo-S9ns2_A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kMWAwCJS_s this is understanding teenage girls??? lmao  

[Somniac]

There was a farting contest coming to town
and people came from miles around
the first fart was extremely loud
the second fart pleased the crowd
the third fart, the judges cried
"He s**t his pants, he's disqualified!"



There once was a man from kanass
Who's nuts were made out of brass
in stormy weather
he'd clack them together
and lightning shot out of his a**

im sorry if the other ones ofensive but i just cant stop laughing  

[acrisafu]

WELL ONE THING THAT I THINK IS FUNNY AND ANNOYING SOMETIMES WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE "YOU HAVE BAD BREATH" AND THEN THEY SAY "YO MAMMA HAS BAD BREATH".  

[Somniac]

Twilight Claw

Pein of Wolves

this was actually funny enough to make it to my sig xd

THOU SHALL HEED THY COMMANDMENT

lol that was funny xD lolz

xD if ya found that funny check this one out