Benefits of Being a Girl <3

[Tsukuyomi25021]

so true...
but my handwriting is crap, seriously its like those heart monitors in the hospitals.
we also kick hard, and get more orgasms....(just saying! XD).


pffff and no one passes notes anymore, its all about texting!  

[asjgrjkshvfgjkhs]

thats nice and all but i still feel my feminist side coming on =/  

[EarlsGarden]

1. Can use tears as a threat
-ahaha i try my best not to cry in front of anyone

5. Doesn't have to work on finding dates or risk rejection
i still get rejected (:

11. Slap hard
-i think guys slap harder LOL

13. Handwriting is always better
-my handwriting is horrible, it LOOKS good but when you read it it's hard to read..LOL

14. Can make a big deal out of anything
-not a lot of ppl care..

17. Always have a comeback
-but most of them don't always work LOL

18. Can have as many shoes as we want and nobody cares
- i don't own a lot of shoes...more like clothes.. LOL

19. Very organized
-my stuff are everywhere...-facepalms

20. Can wear 2 earrings
-don't wear earrings so often anymore hehe..

 

[sidenar]

I must be very manly. |D

1. Can use tears as a threat
- I try not to fight in front of people. :c
2. Lives significantly longer
- I stress tons.
3. Gets stuff for free in relationships
- Uh, I buy stuff for others too.
4. Can get away with a lot of crap by using charm or flirting
- ...No. Not my thing.
5. Doesn't have to work on finding dates or risk rejection
- Neutral about this.
6. If dumb, some people find it cute
- I ain't dumb. :/
7. Lower insurance rates
- Whatever you say.
8. Doesn't have to go to war
- Why is that good? D:
9. Will never regret piercing ears
- Okay, I can agree with this one.
10. Not afraid to ask for directions
- Actually...I am. >___<
11. Slap hard
- I don't like being violent. Verbal abuse is enough.
12. Know when something is wrong with friends
- Yes yes. This one works.
13. Handwriting is always better
- My handwriting is crap. 'Nough said.
14. Can make a big deal out of anything
- Only about grades...
15. Can pass notes without getting caught
- Nah. I would get caught.
16. Most guys won't hit us
- I get hit by my guy friends all the time. D:
17. Always have a comeback
- Only 'cause I hang with guys sometimes.
18. Can have as many shoes as we want and nobody cares
- My friends do. :c
19. Very organized
- Sometimes...rarely.
20. Can wear 2 earrings
- ...No, I'm going to wear five thousand. /sarcasm.  

[Testicular Diabeetus]

I can go into stores like Victorias Secret and Fredericks of Hollywood without looking like a creeper. lol

I can use the "period excuse" to get out of stuff without question.

And I can get piercings without being teased.  

[Hilfin]

I'm pretty..eh, on all of those.

The one thing I have noticed about being a girl (where I live, I know this isn't common everywhere) is the adult males always assume girls are angels and boys are devils, especially in schools.
When I was in school, I never once saw a male teacher yell at a girl but they did yell at the boys on quite a few occasions. Even when I used to get into trouble they would usually just tell me to try harder not to do whatever I was doing next time and let me off the hook. They weren't even bad schools, the guys always really liked it there as well.

As for the male hitting girls thing, I have seen guys punch a girl like they would another guy. In the city I live in though, it usually means that that particular male will be beaten so hard the next few days so he will remember to never again lay a finger on a girl even if they deserve it.

Either way, I am glad I am not a boy. c:

(Ramble ramble, sorry about that. OTL )

 

[xX_Destiny_XxX]

us girls should be proud ^^ although i hate health s**t and pubrety XD  

[Veronica I Baudelaire]

LOL! i dunno if i agree with some either...HAHA!  

[Mistress Amy Rose]

Me no agree with most either =(

 

[Chibi_Madoka5]

some are true and some are not.