How to use this forum

[Panda--Chan]

This forum is for contests! We will be making avi contests and warrior of the month contests, etc, so we need you guys to check here every month for our new contests and enter them!

Follow the rules of the guild.

Have fun!  

[JellyfishSpine]

YAY!!!! I AM SYKED!!! blaugh  

[leafpool24]

cool!  

[Panda--Chan]

lol, because i dont know how to use this forum...xD

on the package of airline peanuts: "instructions, open package, eat nuts." (must have taken a genius to come up with that one)

on the same bag: "warning, may contain nuts." (wow...)

on the bottom of a dessert box: "do not turn upside down." (i guess that's a no on the dessert then?)

on a swedish chainsaw: "warning, do not attempt to stop blade with hands or genitals" (was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

lol

only in america do people order a double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

only in america do we have handicap parking spaces for ice-skating rinks.

only in america can pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

only in america do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

only in america...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America......do we use answering machines to
screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from
someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to
describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM
machines with Braille lettering.  

[Sir naphalatha]

can i make a contest? i have a cool one in mind blaugh whee