So my mom was tryin' to eat shredded pork and she couldn't and so I said it was stupid and she said, "Why's that," and I said, "Because this pork is made for eatin' and that's just what I'll do, and one of these days these teeth might just bite right into you," so my mom was like, "OMGWTFBBQ?"
Edit: And then, for some reason, my pubic hair got stuck in my zipper and it hurt. :[
Edit: And then, for some reason, my pubic hair got stuck in my zipper and it hurt. :[