Ruin a wish foundation.

[Deadlysin8]

Granted, but your new teacher is Michael Jackson.

I wish I was friends with Hiromu Arakawa.  

[Fullmetal Hommunculous]

granted but then you loose a leg when you first hang out

I wish for people to stop being jack asses.  

[Deadlysin8]

Granted but now they're annoyingly perky. xp

I wish I had a cat. 3nodding  

[Fullmetal Hommunculous]

Granted but every time you went to pet it,it shot you with a pistol.

I wish,I wish I was a fish : D.  

[Deadlysin8]

Granted, but my cat ate you. blaugh

I wish I was a better writer. xp  

[yukisnow21]

Granted, but when you go to write you lose your muse.
I wish I was a manga writer eek  

[Deadlysin8]

Granted, but everyone hates your manga.

I wish I could just shoot all the idiots who piss me off without getting in trouble.  

[DIngo_Reno]

Granted, but when you die, they are all waiting for you to kick your @$$ before you can get to Saint Peter.

I wish I could get an idea for my next book.  

[Fullmetal Hommunculous]

granted but it SUCKS a**!
I wish I had a nintendo wii that had no problems with anything.  

[Teto_Kasane_23]

Granted,but then a shark ate it while you went fishing. XD

I wish I had no homework for a year!