When I was riding in the car...

[Enobmah Shardtrace]

A bird flew not a minute ago and hit the tires as it descended from our car and by the way my mom and me can tell is that the bird was dead. She said, "I guess the bird's parents didn't teach that young fellow how to look both ways," then after that I started to laugh for a good 5 minutes as it happened. Now that's comedy for today and it sure beats the heck outta me. xd  

[sorrows-ire]

Last year a bird flew head on into my school bus. The sad thing was that we weren't even moving. >.<  

[Enobmah Shardtrace]

LOL! That's insane! xd eek  

[TillxGone]

{ o.O
There once was a bird that just flew and smacked itself against my house's glass back door. }

 

[SapphireSara3]

TillxGone

{ o.O
There once was a bird that just flew and smacked itself against my house's glass back door. }

Ahaha I guess that's why glass buildings have the little wires inside so the birds aren't dumb enough to smack into them.
And in my middle school's lunch room... the doors were all glass and they had the wires but kids still bumped into them like everyday. rofl

Life lesson?
Birds > humans.  

[sunnyxdaze]

OMG. That's so weird because yesterday I was riding in the car with my mom,
& a duck flew into the middle of the road and she hit it.

There were feathers on the license plate. sweatdrop
No body, though. On our way back, we couldn't find it.

 

[Ayersi]

sunnyxdaze

OMG. That's so weird because yesterday I was riding in the car with my mom,
& a duck flew into the middle of the road and she hit it.

There were feathers on the license plate. sweatdrop
No body, though. On our way back, we couldn't find it.

D: That's sad!

 

[Hunter Rush]

feuerleben

sunnyxdaze

OMG. That's so weird because yesterday I was riding in the car with my mom,
& a duck flew into the middle of the road and she hit it.

There were feathers on the license plate. sweatdrop
No body, though. On our way back, we couldn't find it.

D: That's sad!

Yet morbidly hilarious!  

[Shryle]

Well this was weird.
One day I came home, and there was a pile of feathers in the middle of my living room. We have two cats and a dog, so that is what I figured what happened, that they killed a bird. However, there was no body, no blood, no trace of a bird, except a neat little pile of feathers. I looked everywhere in the house for SOMETHING of a bird, even some blood, but I found nothing.The feathers were pretty big, so I don't think out cats could have eaten the whole thing. My dog is too stupid to eat it, so she'd prolly play with it, plus I would see some blood. Also, the pile of feathers wouldn't be so neat; they were all in a pile in the floor, and they weren't scattered from that area. So yeah. Never did figure that 'un out.  

[XxDreamofBlackAndWhitexX]

My dad was driving home from work, and some bird flew above his truck. It dropped a snake on his windshield. xDD

 

[sunnyxdaze]

Shryle

Well this was weird.
One day I came home, and there was a pile of feathers in the middle of my living room. We have two cats and a dog, so that is what I figured what happened, that they killed a bird. However, there was no body, no blood, no trace of a bird, except a neat little pile of feathers. I looked everywhere in the house for SOMETHING of a bird, even some blood, but I found nothing.The feathers were pretty big, so I don't think out cats could have eaten the whole thing. My dog is too stupid to eat it, so she'd prolly play with it, plus I would see some blood. Also, the pile of feathers wouldn't be so neat; they were all in a pile in the floor, and they weren't scattered from that area. So yeah. Never did figure that 'un out.

What about feathers from a pillow?

 

[Iseru Dryves]

...I accidentally killed a bird once.

I was 10, and a bird flew into our school cafeteria. People were running around trying to get it back out/ catch it. Then, it dove behind one of the cabinets by the door. But it seems people either lost interest or didn't know where it went.

I went towards the cabinet and peeked at the crack, sure enough the bird was still there, it was fluttering around like it didn't know how to get out.

I should have left it alone.. but.. I tried to.. scare it out by shaking the cabinet. But I must have done it too far in.. (me being stupid) because the next thing I knew, the bird was unconscious.

I pretty much just stepped out of the scene quietly. I don't know what happened to the bird afterwards. =.=;  

[s o m n i p h o b i c]

XxDreamofBlackAndWhitexX

My dad was driving home from work, and some bird flew above his truck. It dropped a snake on his windshield. xDD

xDDD
Epicness.