Speaking Klingon

[Lopan]

I have a Klingon dictionary. I memorised a lot of important stuff such as "Where do you keep the chocolate and where's the bathroom"  

[Gigabyte]

i can speak a bit of klingon coz lopan taut me
funny stuff  

[Lopan]

SoH jay! That's the closest I can get to f***k you... sweatdrop  

[Tevakh]

Klingon is a beautiful language. I can't find a dictionary at my local bookstores - it's an outrage! My lifeline is the KLI.
My favourite teacher's brother speaks Klingon fluently. I find it hilarious.
All though, honestly, I prefer Vulcan.
Dif-tor heh smusma!  

[Steel Sterling]

Lopan

I have a Klingon dictionary. I memorised a lot of important stuff such as "Where do you keep the chocolate and where's the bathroom"

Not "Will you read my manuscript?"

I still think I'm the only one here who got to actually USE Klingon.
When I showed up at that party for that guy from the Institute,
and asked "NuqDaq Yuch daPol?" and eventually was pointed to
the food table that, yes, had chocolate in a bowl.

I'm still almost disappointed there was no attempt at gagh.  

[Tevakh]

What? No gagh? That's downright dishonourable!  

[YoukaiLuvr]

Just curious - my boyfriend has this memorized and I was wondering if anyone else knew it - does anyone know the Klingon Drinking Song?

Seriously...there is one...and he has it memorized and has sung it several times before. Just curious.  

[meatsack]

i admit murmuring it to myself from time to time...

'ej HumtaH 'ej DechtaH 'Iw
'ej Doq SoDtaH ghoSpa' Sqral bIQtIq
'e' pa' jaj law' mo' jaj puS
jaj qeylIS molar gIgh HoHchu'

in english:
And the blood was ankle deep.
And the River Skral ran crimson red.
On the day above all days.
When Kahless slew evil Molor dead.

memory alpha, good for a great many things. 3nodding  

[Tevakh]

The only thing I can say is: Fascinating.  

[Haydn Phoenix]

Rigu Ryu

Shiva_Avalon

does anyone know of a online translator for Klingon to English?

Try the KLI. (The Klingon Language Institute.)

Wow, I love Star Trek but I'm SOO out of the loop. I didn't know there was a KLI... although that rocks.

My mom knows some klingon... When she went to school she had t omake a lt of layouts, but they could have whatever writing they wanted. My mom always chose klingon, so learned a bit through that...  

[Haydn Phoenix]

meatsack

i admit murmuring it to myself from time to time...

'ej HumtaH 'ej DechtaH 'Iw
'ej Doq SoDtaH ghoSpa' Sqral bIQtIq
'e' pa' jaj law' mo' jaj puS
jaj qeylIS molar gIgh HoHchu'

in english:
And the blood was ankle deep.
And the River Skral ran crimson red.
On the day above all days.
When Kahless slew evil Molor dead.

memory alpha, good for a great many things. 3nodding

can u like... put up a pronunciation guide for that?  

[meatsack]

Haydn Phoenix

meatsack

i admit murmuring it to myself from time to time...

'ej HumtaH 'ej DechtaH 'Iw
'ej Doq SoDtaH ghoSpa' Sqral bIQtIq
'e' pa' jaj law' mo' jaj puS
jaj qeylIS molar gIgh HoHchu'

in english:
And the blood was ankle deep.
And the River Skral ran crimson red.
On the day above all days.
When Kahless slew evil Molor dead.

memory alpha, good for a great many things. 3nodding

can u like... put up a pronunciation guide for that?

a site i found had this posted on it, its better that anything i would have written up myself, so... xp

Ej im-ta fey de-ja ee
Ejahdak-so-tas ghos va skral byteek
Empa jaj law-moch jaj-push
Jaj Kayless Molor migh-hohk-chew--koo  

[Victorie Rose]

a couple sites that i found helpful in trying to learn klingon
http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Klingon/Sounds_of_Klingon

http://www.omniglot.com/writing/klingon.htm

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Klingon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klingon_language