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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:56 am
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:11 am
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Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 7:51 pm
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Shadow__Dweller Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:44 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 4:39 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 4:43 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 11:35 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:39 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2010 3:43 pm
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Shadow__Dweller Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:31 am
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Just thought I'd share this email I got:
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box ?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby " when babies wake up every two hours?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat ?
If Wile E.. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? (Why did you just try singing these two songs?)
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
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