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 Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:20 am
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1. How do you label your Star Trek episode tapes?
A. You tape them?
B. Just using the names of the episodes.
C. I don't need to label the tapes. I know what is on each tape and the scripts by heart.
2. Do you try to work the number 47 into your conversations?
A. What's the significance of 47?
B. Not all of them.
C. Of course.
3. Do you continuously entrap people in conversations about Star Trek?
A. Are you insane?
B. Only with fellow Trekkers.
C. It is my sworn duty to inform the world.
4. Are you a member of the Nitpickers' Guild?
A. The What?
B. I'm not an active member.
C. I gave Phil the idea.
5. Was your college thesis entitled, "Why Starfleet should ban Holodecks."?
A. Huh?
B. No, but I did quote from Star Trek.
C. Yes, and I built one to prove it.
6. Is your goal in life to become an extra on Star Trek?
A. No.
B. Its just a dream.
C. Of course. That's why I'm majoring in acting.
7. Did you wear your Starfleet uniform to your wedding?
A. Come again?
B. I'm not that crazy. I just wore my comm pin.
C. Of course not. I wore my Klingon uniform.
8. Do you know the rules of Acquisition by heart?
A. Is that something by the Federal Trade Commission?
B. I know most of them.
C. I based my business on them, Hew-Mahn.
9. Who said, "Beam me up, Scotty."?
A. Uhh... Spot?
B. Captain Kirk.
C. The myth that Captain James Tiberius Kirk uterred those words is false.
The closest spoken phrase was, "Scotty, Beam me up."
10. What is the name and gender of Data's cat?
A. Who's Data?
B. Spot and Female.
C. During the first five seasons, Spot was referred to as male. During the sixth
and seventh seasons, plus Generations, Spot was referred to as female. Spot
even had kittens in the seventh season.
11. Name the space bunnies of TNG, DS9, and Voyager.
A. Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cottontail.
B. There's more than Deanna?
C. Cmdr. Deanna Troi, Lt. Cmdr. Jadzia Dax, Kes, and Seven of Nine.
12. How many pets do you name after Star Trek characters?
A. None.
B. A few.
C. Pets!... I name my kids after them.
A= 0 points
B= 1 point
C= 2 points
Now add up your score:
0-5 points: Do you even watch the show? You don't qualify as a true Trekker. Go watch
the shows and come back later.
6-16 points: You are a typical Trekker. I'm not saying that's normal. We Trekkers are
a strange bunch. But, you can rest assured that you aren't addicted to
Star Trek.
17-24 points: Congratulations, you are trully addicted to Star Trek. There are people that
can help. Seek treatment immediately.
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:53 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:03 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:57 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:55 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 7:56 am
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:47 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:53 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:11 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:55 am
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 4:09 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2008 7:08 pm
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