Worst Case of Noob Ever!

[Dirty Greed]

What is the worst case of noob you have ever seen? Once, i had this guy follow me, not even fighting, then after i killed monsters he would take the items! wut a noob!

 

[Tsai Mule]

That's a looter. He can only take the items if they've been on the ground for like 40 seconds or something. Worst case of noob for me:

Noob: Can I have 10k?
Me: No
Noob: Can I have 5k?
Me: No
Noob: Can I have 4k?
Me: *Ignores*
Noob: Can I have 3k?
Me: *Ignores and changes maps*
Noob: *Follows* Can I have 2k?
Me: *Continues to walk away and ignore*
Noob: Can I have 1k? *Continues to follow*
Me: STFU!
Noob: Omg I hate u! *Defames me and scrolls out to kerning*
Me: *Asks guild to mass defame*

The end.

 

[A Rusty Nail]

Lol, asking your guild to mass defame.

Sorry, that qualifies you as a noob too.

My case...don't know.

How bout hackers back when, when I say something, and every hacker would say "You're just jealous cause I level faster."

Hackers were ******** stupid. Lol.

If I wanted, I could have, and would have hacked, but I never lowered myself to that.

 

[Teh Puppet Queen]

Noobs kill me, I had a lvl 12 archer w/ no pants loot off me for at least an hour.

I love how they always say the same thing

"Party PLz?"

FYI: Asking guild to mass defame make you lame too

 

[TiffanyTiffTiff]

Noob: Can I have 10k can I have 9k can I have 8k can i have 7k can i have 6k can i have 5k can i have 4k can i have 3k can i have 2k can i have 1k???????  

[Rebirth Project]

ninja

One more night , I wanna be with you
Where I wanna hold you tight…

[Trade request pop-ups on my screen]
[Opens trade window]
Noob: plz inzert mony

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[Pig Beach]
[My Archer is training peacefully]
[Sin comes and tries to take my spot]
[KS'es him a bit]
Noob: stop ksin
Me: You're taking my spot.
Noob: fine i hav a CB
Me: Congrats and have a nice day, but GTFO.
[Noob logs out and comes back on his CB]
Me: Lawl.
Noob: ill ks u n follow u
[Tries to KS, but my Archer aims best]
Me: You're making my day, you increased the spawn.
[Noob d/cs]

Noobs make my day with their stupidity. domokun

It feels so right
Tonight…

 

[Simple as Ren]

The ones I hate are the ones that beg for a GF/BF.  

[andypandy pudding and pie]

I thought this low level character was following me. So I walked around Perion to make sure, and he was.
So then I went into the dungeon, and just kinda hung around the fireboars and watched him die.


..

and took pictures. 4laugh  

[Zarow]

Hmm...
Worst for me.

This, what, level 40 was bugging me when I was level 50 at Platoons.

Him: party plz
Me: Sorry, no.
Him: cc
Me: What? Why?
Him: i need 2 train
Me: Uhhh, I was here first.
Him: stfu and go away befor i get my gm friend 2 ban u
Me: Haha, you do that...  

[Brighte]

pretty much everybody i meet on maple are stupid idiots. i wouldnt call em noobs, but they are stupid idiots who never make sense and have comebacks that don't make sense either.

1 funny n00bage was in hunting grounds. i was on my level 15 rogue or something fighting orange mushrooms. There was sum1 there and he started getting pissed off. Its funny how they try to get you off their platform.

Stg 1 - CC plz
Stg 2 - No ks plz
Stg 3 - GTFO!
Stg 4 - I'm gonna fvcking mass defame you b!tch
Stg 5 - Hey dan, watsup? This is my level 89 CB friend bich!

Stg 6 -  

[Dark008]

Shnazzles

I thought this low level character was following me. So I walked around Perion to make sure, and he was.
So then I went into the dungeon, and just kinda hung around the fireboars and watched him die.


..

and took pictures. 4laugh

ok yea i got one thing to say about u if i may........
U ROX 4 THAT!!!!!  

[lucky678]

me - *training at master teddies*

noob - (lvl 53 archer) - pliz cc

me - sorry i was here first do you you mind changing channels

noob - nooooooooooo, fine den, i'll get my friends to ks you

-lvl 75 hermit, lvl 83 ranger comes-

me - fine w/e i can get friends to come to =.="

-my friends come (lvl 90 fire mage, lvl 94 ranger, lvl 103 priest, lvl 90 crusader, lvl 107 ranger)

noob friend's hermit - are you crazy, how the hell am i supposed to beat a 107 ranger

noob and company - *leaves*

<,< well thats my moment other than that pretty much the usual begging and etc, yes and my lvl 107 ranger friend, i used to be higher level than him too, soooo sad that im only lvl 65, talk about my uber fast leveling =D  

[the zookeepers boy]

Just ignorance.
And backstabbers. :]]

I don't really mind people asking me for stuff.
cause it's not really like, annoying to me... o-o

 

[Cheesy Whales]

Wow, this is why I stay away from Victoria during most of my time... Keeps the noobs away from me