Coke Zero! Oo I KNEW I SMELT TRETCHARY!!

[The Master uses Thread]

So i was having a friendly chat with my boss, Kari, and my mom happens to come by, buying some Coke Zero. Now as Kari scans them, she mentions a little story a Coca Cola Ref told her...


Now, the reason Coke Zero was made was because MANLY MEN don't like drinking "Diet coke". So they made COKE ZERO, the MANLY MEN coke with a black container. This way, they're not drinking "Diet coke" but MANLY COKE ZERO.

Whats the difference between Coke ZEROOOO and Diet coke?
Well, 3 grams of SODIUM, OF COURSE!!


Apparently "Diet Coke" is effeminate, or something or other....


Plotting schemes.

It's the SAME s**t with "MAN POCKY" as well.... I THOUGHT WE WERE COMPLICATED! gonk

 

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

I always thought Man Pocky was some perverted item found only in Japan. o_o;

Never had Pocky in my life, either. *FLEES* NOT MY FAULT ILLINOIS SUCKS AND THE ONLY STORE THAT CARRIED IT IS CLOSED DOWN NOW!!! D:  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]

I always thought Man Pocky was some perverted item found only in Japan. o_o;

Never had Pocky in my life, either. *FLEES* NOT MY FAULT ILLINOIS SUCKS AND THE ONLY STORE THAT CARRIED IT IS CLOSED DOWN NOW!!! D:

BLASPHEMY!

How can you NOT---Oh, you just said how. ^^;


Go someplace else in Illinois! Don't they have Asian centers/cities out there?  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

Yes.

IN CHICAGO. >_>  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

....
Is that too far out from where you're at? ^^; *hands you a box of e-pocky.*  

[[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]]

That's northern Illinois.

I'm way down south.

About an eight-hour drive.

So...yes. *take*  

[Agent-Obvious]

What's Man Pocky?

I am in WV for now XD  

[Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson]

[.dr.MOMO.stiles.]

That's northern Illinois.

I'm way down south.

About an eight-hour drive.

So...yes. *take*

*huggles* I'm sorray. I should draw you pocky, so that way you can print it out and go about places, pointing at the picture and saying "I want THIS. Do you have?" *shot because that's an awful idea*

We need a random chatter thread, or something.