Worst Things You Can Ever Say As A Pagan

[Neko_Bast]

Ethermus Prime

Neko_Bast

Ethermus Prime

"My centers are so awesome, they can switch jobs with other Centers."

O_o .........Makes no sence.....

Five Centers. Intellect, Emotion, Movement, Instinct, Desire

Each with specific Functions. When they start doing each others jobs....one becomes unbalanced.

lol...I know what they are. I meen what they said makes no sence because of what you said....

I think I'm confusing myself... sweatdrop  

[Ethermus Prime]

Neko_Bast

lol...I know what they are.

Sorry. I wasn't being impeccable with my word; and I made an Assumption Bad Ethermus!

Quote:

I meen what they said makes no sence because of what you said....

Try and explain your confusion? Which part where you confused at?  

[patch99329]

So, I have a subscription to a BTW newsletter from back when I was a trad witch.
This week we had an article about deities in traditional witchcraft. The gerneralizations and sweeping statements were amazing.

Apparantly, all trad witches are pantheists. But we do have a 'god and goddess representation' (ohh very traditional) known as the horned god of the wilds and diana, goddess of the moon.
We aren't polytheists and we certainly don't follow pantheons not connected to the british isles.

and:
Note #4. It is also very *important* to understand that no Trad Witch would ever follow Christianity in any manner. We view Christianity as intrinsically wrong and morally debased.

rolleyes  

[Triste-chan]

patch99329

So, I have a subscription to a BTW newsletter from back when I was a trad witch.
This week we had an article about deities in traditional witchcraft. The gerneralizations and sweeping statements were amazing.

Apparantly, all trad witches are pantheists. But we do have a 'god and goddess representation' (ohh very traditional) known as the horned god of the wilds and diana, goddess of the moon.
We aren't polytheists and we certainly don't follow pantheons not connected to the british isles.

and:
Note #4. It is also very *important* to understand that no Trad Witch would ever follow Christianity in any manner. We view Christianity as intrinsically wrong and morally debased.

rolleyes

I THINK IT'S SPELLED 'XTIANITY' MR. NEWSLETTER domokun domokun domokun  

[patch99329]

Any one who spells craft 'Crreayafth' should be on this list.  

[Sivirs]

patch99329

Any one who spells craft 'Crreayafth' should be on this list.

Or needs to stop typing after that 5th shot of vodka. biggrin  

[ShadowSharrow]

Spidermans wife

ShadowSharrow

Spidermans wife

I believe in the triple horned goddess.

Eh, excuse me but who or what is the triple horned goddess ?

the goddess, although because I am new, I spelt the wording wrong, sorry I belive in the horned god and the triple goddess, lol, that is what I meant to say, although my friend who is wiccan says the triple horned goddess, so yeah lol

 

[MagickSlushii]

"My Wiccan Thousand Year Old Ancestor Can Beat Up Your Wiccan Thousand Year Old Ancestor!! Mine has been practicing Wicca for thousands of years!!"  

[Morgandria]

I saw someone, once upon a time, write

"myjk'l."

I think they have a geas against using vowels.  

[Morgandria]

Spidermans wife

I believe in the triple horned goddess.

Think she's related to Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon 6?  

[ShadowSharrow]

Morgandria

Spidermans wife

I believe in the triple horned goddess.

Think she's related to Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon 6?

If so it makes you wonder what exactly her worship entails and how much lube is needed, it would be one way to figure out if it is 4 or 5 miles...  

[Fiddlers Green]

I can tolerate a fair bit of universal-unilateralism... but I draw the line when I am told that someone is venerating Loki, in his guise as Coyote... Wile E. Coyote, to be specific.  

[Striga]

Fiddlers Green

I can tolerate a fair bit of universal-unilateralism... but I draw the line when I am told that someone is venerating Loki, in his guise as Coyote... Wile E. Coyote, to be specific.

Wow. I just got a headache from trying to think of any reason why someone would try to venerate Wile E. Coyote. Maybe if you're a masochist...  

[Fiddlers Green]

Striga

Wow. I just got a headache from trying to think of any reason why someone would try to venerate Wile E. Coyote. Maybe if you're a masochist...

Not for cunning... at least, not that I can tell.

I could see veneration for survivability, or tenacity, but not the things I've often heard most chiefly associated with Loki. sweatdrop  

[TeaDidikai]

Fiddlers Green

I can tolerate a fair bit of universal-unilateralism... but I draw the line when I am told that someone is venerating Loki, in his guise as Coyote... Wile E. Coyote, to be specific.

~notes to hide her Buddy Christ next time Fiddler comes to town~