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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:42 pm
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This was posted on one of the mailing lists i am on and I just thought I would share.
Quote: Gimme by Ellen Cannon Reed I'm a solitary pagan And I want to learn the Art. So I've gone to many teachers And I've asked them from my heart. But everyone I've gone to Has balked at teaching me, And I just don't understand it, 'Cause I begged on bended knee: GIMME GIMME GIMME Everything that you've got. GIMME GIMME GIMME Right here on the spot. GIMME GIMME GIMME! I'm entitled, you know, I'm a witch 'cause Starhawk told me so. I don't want to join a tradition. Wanna do things my own way, And the way I'll do them tomorrow Won't match what I'll do today. I don't want just one tradition, Cause it won't give me enough, And I think that all of the teachers Should just hand over their stuff. GIMME GIMME GIMME Everything that you've got. GIMME GIMME GIMME Right here on the spot. GIMME GIMME GIMME! I'm entitled, you know, I'm a witch 'cause Starhawk told me so. I don't want to make a commitment 'Cause I might not have the time. And they tell me I'll have to work hard! Well, I think that that's a crime. Some said if I don't do reading That I do not stand a chance. Well, I've done all the reading I need to do, 'Cause I just read 'Spiral Dance." GIMME GIMME GIMME Everything that you've got. GIMME GIMME GIMME Right here on the spot. GIMME GIMME GIMME! I'm entitled, you know, I'm a witch 'cause Starhawk told me so.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:45 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:48 pm
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Paraphrased, but all the key stuff in in:
'I am a druidistic pagan who worships a eucalyptus tree in hiroshima which survived the A-bomb. I an a first degree in celtic paganism but I need a third degree mentor to be able to create my supreme life form manifesto'
Then...HER FRIEND DIES. And she's happy because he can take her supreme life form manifesto to divinity.
*EDIT* Meh, I prefer the original: am a Druidistic Pagan who Worships a Eucalyptus Tree in Hiroshima Japan which Survived the A-Bomb Blast I am a 1st Degree Initiate of Celtic Paganism who needs a 3rd Degree Mentor to Initiate Me and help me Spread the Story of my Sacred Eucalyptus Tree by Sharing Copies of my Supreme Lifeform Manifesto to their Friends, Family, Neighbors, Politicians, Beaucrates, Christians, Muslims, Hebrews, Buddhists, Firemen, Policemen, Nurses, Doctors, etc, etc, etc:
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:52 pm
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patch99329 Paraphrased, but all the key stuff in in: 'I am a druidistic pagan who worships a eucalyptus tree in hiroshima which survived the A-bomb. I an a first degree in celtic paganism but I need a third degree mentor to be able to create my supreme life form manifesto' Then...HER FRIEND DIES. And she's happy because he can take her supreme life form manifesto to divinity. Patch... where do you come across this stuff?
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 12:53 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:09 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:13 pm
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BlueRoseTorn patch99329 ^ I get all over the net wink You meet funny people! This was from mystic wicks forum. Ugh, I can't even look at Mystic Wicks. Makes me feel like my head is going to ******** explode. burning_eyes Meh. You meet all kinds of dem crazies on that there internet.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:47 pm
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BlueRoseTorn patch99329 ^ I get all over the net wink You meet funny people! This was from mystic wicks forum. Ugh, I can't even look at Mystic Wicks. Makes me feel like my head is going to ******** explode. burning_eyes
I've been a member for a week and I've been relatively sane so far. Then again, certain things make my eyes twitch and I haven't seen evidence of them yet. For example 'Wicca is a nature religion for EVERYONE, gardner has no authority anmore.' Gets me EVERY time >.<
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:57 pm
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Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 8:39 am
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:28 am
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:22 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 1:22 am
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Quote: The Dagda's Club © 1989, 2001 c.e. Words by Isaac Bonewits music by Henry Work (1875) for “My Grandfather’s Clock” Key of C The Dagda's club is too large for much stealth, So it drags all the time on the ground. It's longer by half than the Good God Himself, Sure it's like has never been found. It amazed on the morn of the day that He was born, And was always His treasure and pride. The power / of / the Dagda's mighty club Just cannot be denied! 'Cause it's huge and it's frightening, Wham! Bam! Wham! Bam! It's fast as the lightening -- Wham! Bam! Wham! Bam! The power / of / the Dagda's mighty club Just cannot be denied! The Dagda's a God at the peak of His prime — No bare cheeked lad is He! With the strength and the wit to match any other God, And the appetites of three! He will eat up all your food, and He'll drink up all you've brewed, And of maidenheads soon you'll have none. They'll line up / at / the sight of His mighty club, Sure it dazzles everyone! 'Cause it's huge... Morrigan, Mighty Queen, Terror of all the Gods, Is a dangerous female. When She screams out Her lust, mortal men grab their cods, And immortal ones turn pale! But the Dagda has no fear, their relationship is clear, He can turn Her roaring to a purr. When She wants / Her / rough and tumble way, He just stands right up to Her! 'Cause it's huge and it's frightening, Wham! Bam! Wham! Bam! It's fast as the lightening -- Wham! Bam! Thank you Ma'am! The power / of / the Dagda's mighty club Just cannot be denied!
eek xp rofl eek
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:19 am
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