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[Alfonso Giovanni]

Leans in even closer and lowers his voice.

Just between yous an 'Ol Gio, Dolce Cosa can snores too. wink  

[Psyzapp]

I HEARD THAT!!! scream  

[Alfonso Giovanni]

stressed  

[katana68]

She burst out laughing when Psy shrieked at Gio. rofl

"Welp, now you went an incurred her wrath, nice knowing ya, Gio."  

[ThisEmptySoul]

*being released to go relieve himself, he wanders over to the nearest bathroom in Kat's castle and unzips his fly*

Quortek, no! gonk
*goes to stop his husband from urinating all over some expensive looking sound equipment*

The hell, man? stressed First you interfere with my hit, and now I can't even take a piss in peace? You need the D that bad? I mean, I don't have a problem with that, but can't I at least piss first? gonk
You may, but most certainly not here gonk
*looks at Ryzan with complete bewilderment*
I can't pee in the goddamn toilet? The hell else is it supposed to go? stressed

Wait... that's not... like... a fetish of yours you never told me about, is it? Cause uh... I'm gonna be honest with you... that's kind of ******** up. Not gonna lie.
*groans* emotion_facepalm
That is not a toilet, Quortek.
*looks at Ry like he's gone mental*
You hit your head on something? Of course it's a toilet! talk2hand I mean, yeah sure, Kat's bathrooms aren't as ******** overly expensive as Psy's castle, but come on, man! A toilet's a toilet! It doesn't need to be made out of ********' diamonds and gold to be pissed in. emotion_eyebrow
That is...
*groans again, his already pounding head caused by trying to circumvent the curse's mental block starting to hurt even more at this additional headache*
Just... come with me. stressed

*escorts Tes off to a REAL bathroom, hoping to the gods of this world that he'll recognize it as a bathroom*  

[Sergio Gunter]

*Chases after TES and Ryzan*

Wait!! Mr. Soul!! We need your pants!! gonk

Jah!!! Your pants Mr. Soul!! Gunter needs to make repairs!! stressed  

[Ryzan Vixtul]

*ignores the pair all the way to the bathroom, eventually tossing the damaged pants out at them when he's convinced his husband accepts their new environment as a bathroom of sorts. He actually thinks it's open plains that are a part of his sister's territory, but at least he thinks the toilet is a rock formation and has no qualms with peeing on it rolleyes Though this ultimately means he has to flush for his husband because he doesn't acknowledge that as a thing that can be done* emotion_facepalm

*thinks Ry motioning like he's reaching for a handle on the side of the rock is weird, but his entire behavior has been weird since he showed up at the castle. Probably just needs to get laid. The guy even took his pants and tossed them into the wind. Can't be a more obvious sign than that*
So uh... you wanna just bang it out right here, then? ninja

*sighs* emotion_facepalm

You don't have to be shy about it. Yeah, there's not much to hide behind aside from the piss rock, but like... no one's out here. Could just do a quicky if you're that concerned...

We are not having sex in the bathroom stressed

"Bathroom", right rolleyes Then where do you suggest? Wherever it is, gotta be quick, though.
*checks his pocket watch*
I need to get that hit done before the end of the day if I'm going to keep my rank... or at least convince the King that it was done.

*really wishes his husband had written down more of whatever plot and subplots he had in mind for the movie before all this happened so he would at least have an inkling of how to play along with it, if for nothing else, to save himself the additional headache of trying to figure out what he -thinks- is going on and needs to be done.*

I need a drink stare

*drags his now pantsless husband back to the director's chairs and helps himself to the first bottle of alcohol he finds left sitting around by the spectators*  

[Sergio Gunter]

*Takes Mr. Soul's pants and Gunter examines them. The slice down the leg and the blood…… Gunter can hardly contain himself and his sheer agony. He shakes the pants at Sergio and utters a string of complete German trying to keep his s**t in check. scream stressed crying This scene was suppose to be a mere conversation and a meal shared. stressed

After Gunter's fit, Sergio takes the pants from him and gives him a pep talk on how he can repair these because he works miracles. 3nodding

the two take the damaged pants to wardrobe so they can do a complete overhaul.* stressed  

[Alfonso Giovanni]

*Actually kinda proud of the Mirtillo showing up without pants because THAT is how one should roll. It takes Moxie…balls…and if there is one thing to respect, its a guy who's got balls. Bodda-Bing!! emotion_dealwithit

He whips out a fresh cigar and lights and is suddenly distracted by the growing crowd with signs that say "G" on them. He looks over and the large group erupts into calling out his name, waving and jumping up and down trying to get him to go on over.* emotion_eyebrow  

[Psyzapp]

*Grows impatient with the delays in filming and sighs heavily* Just what the MAJOR MALFUNCTION HERE?!! scream What ever happened to "the show must go on" and all of that?! Am I SERIOUSLY the only one around here with any experience of the ARTS?!! stressed  

[Psyzapp]

*Stands and grabs her riding crop. She walks over to TES and Ryzan and starts to pace in front of them slamming the crop on the opposite open palm*

You know…I GIVE and I GIVE and I GIVE! I don't ask for much! All I ask is that people just DO what they are assigned to do! TAKE some responsibility. BE the Master of your own domain. Pull yourself UP to be worthy of the task! GO the extra mile! BE all that you can be and then GIVE ME AN EXTRA MILE!! stressed  

[Psyzapp]

*Stops right in front of the pair of directors and slams the riding crop right on the table in front of them super hard to her a loud CRACK that resonates and hopefully gets their attention. She pauses before she speaks.* This film…this MASTERPIECE…is a work of ART! scream *She looks down and sees TES isn't wearing pants and pinches the bridge of her nose as she quietly counts down from ten to collect herself before continuing.*

At first, I had some hope! Ayami gave a GLORIOUS performance and we found out by happenstance SHE is classically trained in the Shakespearean method!! scream THAT right there is FATE!! I mean…WHAT are the ODDS we have someone sitting right in our own back yard with that type of experience?!! talk2hand  

[Psyzapp]

*Motions to Kat.* KATANA is a mercenary!! Do you have ANY idea how difficult it is to FIND good help these days and someone with real life experience?!! stressed *Seriously needs a stiff drink.*

And YOU!! *Pokes TES in the chest with the riding crop* I know for a FACT you have more in you than a bunch of acrobatics *Flings her arms around in the air at the word "acrobatics."* YOU are holding back! YOU have gone soft! *Looks down at the pantsless spectical and shakes her head.* Simply TRAGIC!! talk2hand  

[Alfonso Giovanni]

*Gets up and goes over to his lovely Dolce Cosa.* Awww Dolce Cosa…don be dat way. *Runs his hands from her shoulders down the length of her arms taking her hand in his and lifting it to place a kiss on her palm.* Wat choo go an bust dis Mirtillo's balls…eh? neutral  

[Psyzapp]

*She looks up at her husband and says nothing but stares at him. evil Fire in her eyes, she glares at Giovanni and watches him carefully* stare