You might be a Trekkie if...

[x-kiri-kun-x]

If you buy a volkswagon just because the company logo resembles the vulcan hand signal.

If you think the above.

If you actually get these jokes.  

[Mafiafairychick]

Shiva_Avalon

You find yourself quoteing the dictionary like Data...

Not only do i do that I've done it on Gaia crrraaazzzzzyyyyyyyyy  

[Shotgun_Rae]

you find it totally awesome when that hot guy/girl you like watches star trek............

that happened to me....  

[The Angry Therapist]

You know your a trekkie when...
...you have a shirt describing what a trekkie is and you wear it constantly.  

[Miral Paris]

platsdevil

You know your a trekkie when...
...you have a shirt describing what a trekkie is and you wear it constantly.

Better yet, you're a Trekkie when you go to all this trouble just to have a specific shirt made online. It reads "I'm with 'Illogical'" and has an arrow pointing to either side. Or, for you Klingon fans out there, it would say "Today is a good day to die!"  

[Lord Redtail Rathan]

Captain Treky

Want to beat the snot out of people who say Star Trek was coppied from Star Wars.

Randomly sing "Life Forms" when looking for your pet or pets.

Quote hilarious stuff from Data or any character.

Named a beta fish after Worf

You look at the clouds and see one that's long and flat and say it looks like the rift from Generations

Quote helfull Picard proverbs to people and watch them become confused(This is actually quite funny)

Star Trek was made ten years BEFORE Star Wars. And anyone with ANY sense at ALL can tell that Trek and Wars are two different things. Dear Freaking God.

"Smack you b***h, I will." vs "Life forms, you tiny little life forms, you precious little life forms, where are you?"

Clones vs. the Borg...

Blasters vs. Phasers.

Lightspeed vs. Warp nine...

Chewy vs Worf...

See what I'm getting at here?

So fire a full phaser and quantum torpedo spread, and set a course for The Future of Star Trek...

Engage!

Oh, and you might be a Trekkie if you paint NCC 1701 USS Enterprise - F on the hood of your Humvee...and an Iraqi gives you the Vulcan Hand Salute...

It was so HOOAH!

I wish I had a picture of it...  

[goddess_oraorchid]

whever you here federation you think of starfleet

You yell "WARP FACTOR 9" when your cousin runs track sweatdrop

You frequently threatened to "get klingon on -blanks- a**" sweatdrop

You frequently find times to yell "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN" while dramatically falling to your knees

you wish you could borrow patrick stewarts voice for a day sweatdrop  

[Kizzeh]

When you draw suggestive artwork of a vulcan and human(not gonna name names razz )

Making an Altmer as close to a vulcan as possible in oblivion. redface

Wanting to make game mods for the alien races. mrgreen

When you see a black berry phone from afar and think tri-quarter.  

[Maria Stark]

You know you're a Trekkie when this happens:
Your friend: What time is it?
You: 1500 hours and 48 minutes.
Your friend: .... eek .....  

[Bluetabbycat]

Redtail Rathan

Clones vs. the Borg...

The Clones remained pretty much unchanged for many years whereas the Borg are always adapting. The Borg would wipe the floor with the clones.

Redtail Rathan

Blasters vs. Phasers.

Don't blasters run out of energy/battery power after a while?

Redtail Rathan

Lightspeed vs. Warp nine...

Warp nine is clearly faster than light speed. rolleyes

Redtail Rathan

Chewy vs Worf...

I'd pay to see that. cool

Redtail Rathan

Oh, and you might be a Trekkie if you paint NCC 1701 USS Enterprise - F on the hood of your Humvee...and an Iraqi gives you the Vulcan Hand Salute...

That does sound pretty damn awsome!

You know you're a Trekkie when...
... you have all the Rules of Acquisition saved on your computer and intend to learn all of them. xp  

[Miral Paris]

Kizzeh

When you draw suggestive artwork of a vulcan and human(not gonna name names razz )

Making an Altmer as close to a vulcan as possible in oblivion. redface

Wanting to make game mods for the alien races. mrgreen

When you see a black berry phone from afar and think tri-quarter.

Hehe. Artwork. My friend is guilty of that one, but hers is all Voyager-related.

Yeah, pretty much all cell phones look like tricorders or communicators. (I think they even copied the design from ST.)  

[Dunedien]

Steel Sterling

You can refer to some episodes by name.
You have a favourite ship-type, and can debate the relative merits
of it over other types.
You've known the answer to at least one of Steel's trivia questions. wink
You've considered wearing at least one ST toy or prop in public
(or have done so.)
You've done singalongs in Klingon. (I did this, and the scary part,
is that the words were in Klingon, and I knew the pronunciations when
the sheets were handed out.)

I have a Bajoran earring I wear all the time. I always get compements on it until I explain what it's from. Then the weird looks start.  

[Pimped_Klingon]

Miral Paris

Kizzeh

When you draw suggestive artwork of a vulcan and human(not gonna name names razz )

Making an Altmer as close to a vulcan as possible in oblivion. redface

Wanting to make game mods for the alien races. mrgreen

When you see a black berry phone from afar and think tri-quarter.

Hehe. Artwork. My friend is guilty of that one, but hers is all Voyager-related.

Yeah, pretty much all cell phones look like tricorders or communicators. (I think they even copied the design from ST.)

the guy who invented the cell phone was inspired by star trek...and the designs were completely taken from it...

*has watched documentaries/interviews*