The - Yoghurt - Three word story!

[and_solo_said]

came from a  

[Shadow of an Illusion]

beans eating hippopotamous  

[Foetus In Fetu]

quite tunefully, surprisingly  

[Ares]

harmonious with the  

[Days of Empire]

Universal rhythm. Unfortunately...  

[illyrianth]

when the aardvark  

[Nebelstern]

decided to purchase  

[illyrianth]

yoghurt making hamsters  

[A Lost Iguana]

life became more  

[illyrianth]

difficult in Surrey  

[Nebelstern]

for lactating pensioners,  

[and_solo_said]

voted New Labour  

[Ares]

and didn't get  

[and_solo_said]

much more yoghurt  

[MellowYetPsycho]

until later on.