Why did you divorce the tektek above? >>WORD GAME<<

[Estatic Fetus]

The probing....the PROBING!!! gonk

 

[CutesieBubbles]

It ended up she was a girly-girl pretty-in-pink princess. She was always happy and pip-squeaky. On those mornings where you're tired, grumpy, a cranky, her bright smile...let's just say isn't the most wonderful thing.

 

[Starrys]

She was a real party girl. A couple of weeks after this one party, she started getting a little baby bump. I was so excited! But, then the baby came. I really don't think it was mine...

 

[skippy080]

He worked nights so when ever I saw him he was sleeping, he didn't have a sense of style, and he thought there was no need to ware a shirt. O.o

 

[LilyKatt]

She was always so angry... and she never wanted to let go of our wedding day. She says she was more beautiful then... and full of life.


She's taken to the bourbon... quite a bit.

 

[A Story Worth Telling]

Okay, seriously? The words "like", "totally", "whatever", and "for sure" do not constitute a full vocabulary. I just got tired of her valley girl fashionista ways. I know it may seem petty, but she drove me CRAZY. Also, she was a bit old to still have posters of her favorite boy band all over the walls.

 

[TrixareforRabbits]

I divorced him because he doesn't pay attention to me anymore. I mean, all he does is go on Gaia on his labtop!

 

[Em is for Moron]

I mean, sure I like cats, who doesn't? But you can take it too far. Kinda got the feeling she loved them more than me.

Then of course I found the bestial p0rn she filmed when I was at work making money for cat food. stare

Oh, she also refused to eat anything except cat food. You don't wanna know what it did to her breath.

 

[Pyro Phoenix X]

I Divorced him because he Wants me to have a Mohawk and to be gay

 

[King Tearz IV]

Pyro Phoenix X

I Divorced him because he Wants me to have a Mohawk and to be gay

I divorced her because she was a stripper doctor and i was getting jealous and she always brought the flame sword to bed.

 

[Starrys]

One word: Pain. I'd reather not go to bed in a dead, spikey rose bush with someone who carries around two probes...


 

[King Tearz IV]

Starrys

One word: Pain. I'd reather not go to bed in a dead, spikey rose bush with someone who carries around two probes...

she was good as a wife but on our 5th anniversery i foudn out she was only 14

 

[Asumie06]

At first it was great, he was a comedian. We'd share
laughs and be jolly, but then I wasn't so sure about
the practical jokes he'd play, it was too much.
"Whoops, I put rabbit droppings in the cereal instead of rasins"
"Uh-oh, I spilt water on the floor and there's glass everywhere"
"Silly me, I put a safe over the door so when you open it, it crushes you"
and every night he would speak in his sleep
"Sorry Miss Barkson, I have to kill you"
did I mention that was his last wife?

 

[Pyro Phoenix X]

I Divorced her Because she keeps telling me to put on some clothes Like there's no Tomorrow.
 

[KoNterra]

We had to keep it REALLY cold in the hosue at all times because he'd never take his coat off!

Im just gonna do my avatar, because im really lately.