<<_Innocent Friends_>>

[[~Sakura.Ai~]]

This situation happened with a friend, I was in my room reading some fanfics a friend wrote and I was so focused on the story that I never noticed when she came into my room. I usually speak to myself when reading, even when reading the newspaper. xd

Me: Oh, come on! Wasn't he supposed to be giving a b*****b to him!
Friend: ....
Me: (Still focused on the story) I'm missing a page! Where is that page!!! He can't just be f****** the other guy without...
Friend: ... Hi...
Me: redface Oh, hi! I was just...
Friend: How can two guys....mmm... you know... have... (whispers) sex...
Me: Hum... oh... well... you know...
Friend: Cuz I think that if they do it by their a**s it's really disgusting...
Me: that is sort of how...
Friend: talk2hand Don't tell me! You watch Gay porn! I'm out of here!
Me: Ok...  

[psychotic LEE]

palindrome88

_Psychotic Lee_

retice

palindrome88

I've been getting my 12 yr old cousin into BL lately. Nothing dirty, just some sugary, innocent BxB romance (she's reading D.N.Angel right now and loves DarkxKrad). So, the last time I was visiting her, she says, "What's an orgasm? How do you do it? They were talking about it in a fanfic I read." ...I just about fell out of my chair. HOW DO I ANSWER THAT? Damn, awkward.

Lol flashback! I just remembered when I was watching a movie with my mom -- for the life of me I can't remember how old I was. The subject was brought up in the movie so I turned to my mom and said "What's an orgasm?"
She was on the phone at the time, of course, so she goes to the person on the phone "OH MY GOD YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT MY DAUGHTER JUST ASKED ME!"
I never got an answer. XD

You think that's funny? I was at a friends house once and I didn't know how or what but all of a sudden her 8 year old sister asks; 'what's a blow job' and i'm like. o_O WTF?

You win the most awkward question award!

YAY! Hip-hip hurray! Well, there was this very awakard moment in which I forgot that normal people aren't used to yaoi and we had this presentation in Japanese and I closed the window and there is was in it's full stunning glory, projected on our humongous white board and very sexy and suggestive picture of two guy... And Sheridan (this really, really loud girl was like) OoooHHHHhh, Little sarah lee! *insert suggestive laugh*  

[RedMagelives]

_Psychotic Lee_

Are your friends unbekowned as you think? My friends DEFINETLY ARE. xp

Friend: Loveless is just so kawaii!
Me: Yeah!
Friend: So wait. How come Ritsuka hasn't lost his ears?
Me: o_O
Friend: Don't you lose them when you kiss someone?
Me: No.... it's through a form of.... -blush- ya know? -ponders on how to describe it- The Geisha show? Friend: Yeah... what about it?
Me: The -ahem- Eel and the.... redface Cave?
Friend: WTF? How does that work with two GUYS?
Me: ERRRRRRRR............ WEL-
Friend: -Cuts me off- I MEAN. IT'S NOT LIKE SOME ROYED MPREG RIGHT?!
Me: WTF?
Friend: ...
Me: Ano.............. Does 'My butt hurt' mean anything for you?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH. heart

LOL... silly straight ppl!  

[Hawt_az_FCUK]

last week, since there was testing my english class was in the library and we had a free period.

i brought my gravitation manga to entertain myself...

while i was in conversation with some of my friends in the library i pulled them out to read...and my guy friend tells me:

Dood: see another reason why i hate you xp ...you read anime books..which is gayyyy rofl
Me: Uhh....theyre literally gay sweatdrop
Dood: eek wow so you read about gay guys getting some?
Me: uhhh....no comment! sweatdrop

XDDD his expression was PRICELESS!!!  

[Kurai Amaya]

Haha, my little brother asked me a little while ago. (He just turned twelve, but he was eleven at the time. xD)

Dakota (brother): Hey Caleigh, are you reading that manga stuff with the two guys again?

Me: Yes, why do you ask?

Dakota: Ah... well... I was just s-sort of wondering how... two males... You know... *whispers* Do it? *blushes*

Me: *trying hard not to giggle* Ah, they have bumholes, don't they?

Dakota: *blushing even harder now* Oh, okay!


It was really quite funny. xD

 

[Hawt_az_FCUK]

Kurai Amaya

Haha, my little brother asked me a little while ago. (He just turned twelve, but he was eleven at the time. xD)

Dakota (brother): Hey Caleigh, are you reading that manga stuff with the two guys again?

Me: Yes, why do you ask?

Dakota: Ah... well... I was just s-sort of wondering how... two males... You know... *whispers* Do it? *blushes*

Me: *trying hard not to giggle* Ah, they have bumholes, don't they?

Dakota: *blushing even harder now* Oh, okay!


It was really quite funny. xD

rofl  

[Fleashis]

Kinomi-sempie

i remeber my freind asking me how gay smex works xp poor little innocint thing

BUAHAHAH thats funny as hell! rofl  

[User_2629207]

xD GAWAHA! This thread made me laugh IRL...
I proudly figured out how it works =D
Someday when I'm older and braver i'm gonna bring yaoi to school and shove it into people's faces. Especially Amy Munro who thinks i'm weird already xD I'd love that expression on her face...
oh! I just remembered this:

Me: Zander, you must never steal, because this is your butthole *holds up fingers* and THIS is your butthole in prison! *makes big ring with fingers*
Him: O___O WHAT THE FERK!??  

[N I N J A _C H E E S E]

innocent.......*looooong pause* rofl rofl rofl  

[Hawt_az_FCUK]

i think im turning my friend into a shounen-ai fan... xp (shes still too innocent for the tough stuff you knwo... rofl )

i lent her Only the Ring Finger knows and she just souldnt help but have
the "i must read it!!!" look on face....ahhh the curiousity made me giggle.

and this was all during a mock test for the FCAT.... rofl

she wanted to touch the book so bad throughout the whole period! it was quite funny..... lol  

[Andromeda3173]

yes... i turned my friend .... LOl once innocent.... twisted now a Yaoi fan!!! buwhaahahahahahahaa  

[Hawt_az_FCUK]

next thing i need to do is give a small taste of hardcore yaoi....

idk how im gunna do that...but i somehow will!  

[psychotic LEE]

Ho's**t. No straight men EVER wanna go all men's prison. Damn. Their throats and butt will be hurtin'. Haha. xD *cough* I just love innocent lil' people. My friend's brother was all like. This girl in my class - it's her birthday! And I gave her a necklace! And I was like. Ohhhhh. Nooooo. We need to have a talk... And he was all like; o_O Whyyyy? And I was all like; 'Didn't your mamma tell you bout' the birds and the bees?' And he's all like; (get THIS!) Ain't THAT stuff fuh MARRIAGE?

Woah. So yeah. Coolness. IN THE 21ST CENTURY! Damn. Gotta love good ole' fashion people. Waiting till marriage for sex! FANTASTIC.  

[fireguardiancoty]

Hawt_az_FCUK

next thing i need to do is give a small taste of hardcore yaoi....

idk how im gunna do that...but i somehow will!

i already did that with one of my friends. there was nothing else on tv at the time so he had no choice but to look at hardcore yaoi with me. blaugh maybe we should do that more often.... twisted