The Lieing Game

[Nears toy army]

Because I used my unhumanly powers to make it hot.
Why do socks look good on foxes heads?  

[snowie raven]

Because they like the smell of them! XD

Why is my computer so glitchy?  

[-I Left Forgotten I-]

YOU NEED HELP BEFORE YOU KEEP YOUR STATUS (I am only playing along)

Why do snakes have feet and yet lose them when they are born?  

[AlmostRulingTheWorld]

Because they aren't cool enough for feet.

Why does the ice cream truck taunt me with it's jingle and then never drive by my street? DX  

[AlmostRulingTheWorld]

Because you defy gravity.

What is the meaning of life?  

[DomaDoma]

It's a conspiracy by Mariesa van Huyten. She believes it will help us get off our asses and fry some damned asteroids.

(Though if I may be serious, femininity has had it pretty good since Victorian times. True, nobody is taken seriously when they quote their own poetry anymore, but self-pampering and emotional expression are off the charts.)

Why do ogres crunch bones?  

[AlmostRulingTheWorld]

Because bones are delicious.

What is the point of Light making exaggerated hand motions while writing?  

[marauder25]

because near likes games

why am i so epic  

[-I Left Forgotten I-]

because Lawliet has a crush on Misa Misa
Why haven't Deathnotes popped up in real life?  

[AlmostRulingTheWorld]

Because they burn up in Earth's atmosphere as meteors before reaching ground.

Why can't I buy more cotton candy?  

[-I Left Forgotten I-]

because the Shinigami eat it before you can get to it.

Why can't I drink wine?  

[Nears toy army]

Because I drank the worlds supply of wine.
Why am I so good at shooting a gun?