Twist of Fortune

[Venomous Ghost]

.... but your bestie girlfriend answers & says he belongs to her now!



I go for a nice morning run...


:3~  

[Scy Lancer]

And gets hit by a smoker driving a 1967 Cadillac El Darado convertible colored hot pink, with all leather cow interior and whale skin hubcaps and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, driving 119 mines an hour...

I finally get a pay raise after working at my job for over a year  

[Bogie482]

Then they can your a** for back talking to Chris. lol I could so see you doing that.

I get to have a first kiss with a girl and fire works go off... damn that would be cool.  

[Venomous Ghost]

.... but when you open your eyes, her dad is standing there steaming at the sight of you with his little girl. RUN, DUDE!!!

Scy Lancer

And gets hit by a smoker driving a 1967 Cadillac El Darado convertible colored hot pink, with all leather cow interior and whale skin hubcaps and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, driving 119 mines an hour...

DAMN YOU, DENNIS LEARY!!! {Shakes fist furiously as I get up off the ground...} THERE IS NO CURE FOR CANCER!!! scream


:3~  

[Bogie482]

...you didn't say anything so I guess I'll take it from the top.
By the way that has happened before. Dude chased me off the porch with a shovel.

I get a new car blaugh  

[Silver Wolf aka Blade]

Only to discover the brakes don't work properly and there is a hole in the tank for the windshield washer fluid.

My hermit cat dies...  

[Scy Lancer]

And thats a ...good thing?
Um but you find that it has come back to life as a zombie.

They get Tom Jane to play the new Joker  

[Bogie482]

But the curse of the joker continues and Tom Jane kills himself. See only Jack can do it man.

I out drink Spoons's Mom at the party tonight.  

[Silver Wolf aka Blade]

And wake up two days later with no clothes and no idea where you are.

My grandparents show up for a visit...  

[Venomous Ghost]

.... and want to redecorate your house to suit their tastes.


I got a sweet tan at the pool today...


:3~  

[Scy Lancer]

But you also get cancer!

I finally find that one thing  

[B Heather M]

Only to lose it again.

I sleep well last night...  

[Scy Lancer]

But woke up covered in ants

I find the energy to still be awake.  

[B Heather M]

Only to fall sleep during something important.

I made a pan of brownies...  

[Scy Lancer]

but...someone threw a bag of weed into the mix xd

I finally finish reading the twilight books without going into a coma.