Super random awesomeness (formerly introduce yourself)

[Lanie_may_702]

Hello People and Matthew with a cactus fetish. How was your day? I had a wonderful day with perfectly normal humans doing perfectly normal human stuff not involving the dark arts what so ever!  

[The Shadow-Star]

*sniffs Lanie*
hmm...Shadow either smells a lie or very expensive perfume...
*takes another whiff*
mmm....dewicious. like Dred.....omnomnom~
*throws lead pipe at Dred's head*
tee hee~  

[Lanie_may_702]

*looks at shadow, shocked*
Why would you waste a lead pipe like that. It can be used for more important things like the dark ar... umm I mean perfectly normal human stuff, yeah dark perferctly normal human stuff, like umm... cookies and shopping and stuff people do!  

[Lanie_may_702]

"And the Gerbil King came to Hacim in a dream and said 'You were not meant to live in this atmosphere of oxygen and CO2, you were meant to live in Lime Jello. We hit two snags, however, we couldn't figure how to make you breath in it and Jello wouldn't license us to use it.'"  

[Lanie_may_702]

"And the Holy Gerbil gave unto Hacim a sacred twinkie wrapper. And the Holy Gerbil said unto him, 'Go out into the world and share the wisdom you find here'."  

[The Shadow-Star]

hmm...
*realization!*
WITCH! WITCH!
BURN HER! BURN HERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*pulls out pitchfork and torch*
hmm...*looks at Dred*
hmmmmm.....................
maybeh another time, sweetie. 'sides, imma witch too. just dont tell them...
W00T!
*speeds towards Dred*
BOY WHO MESSED UP! BOY WHO MESSED UP!
TORTURE HIM! TORTURE HIMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~rawr~  

[Dred Noboru]

::still feels no pain:: oh dear, alas  

[Lanie_may_702]

Oh Yay torture! *opens cage with three hamsters*
ATTACK MY MINIONS!!!!!  

[Dred Noboru]

good thing i brought my hyper-cat along. but is is tired so i go sleeps now. toodles  

[The Shadow-Star]

son of a...
*jumps on Dred's head*
FEEL...PAIN...YOU...SONOFA...BISCUIT!!!
*beats his brains in*
if you dont feel pain then my sadist side gets no fun out of this!!! so HURT, DAMMIT!!!
*breaks Dred's nose*
and dont you fall asleep on mee!!! *punches Dred's already broken nose*  

[mathwl1020]

WAIT! I KNOW WHY HE DOESN'T FEEL ANY PAIN! ITS BECAUSE OF BIOLOGY!
you see, when the body experiences large amounts of pain parts of the mind tell parts of the body to make a type of morphine that cause the pain to be bye-bye (yes that actually does happen)
so without further ado,
*uses magic to stop dred's body from making morphine or dying*
HA! NOW HE WILL EXPERIENCE PAIN BEYOND HIS WILDEST DREAMS!!!
*cuts off dred's fingers and puts them in blender*
sorry, but I need blended fingers for important matters of the dark ar... umm, I mean I like to drink people finger in smo... wait, I mean I like to do normal human things like drink blo... umm, I mean...*starts babbling incoherently*  

[Lanie_may_702]

No! it has absolutely nothing to do with Biology! It is the serum i created in order to... umm, I mean, uhh... Cookie? *holds out box of cookies smiling innocently*  

[Krell356]

*Looks at cookies* Ah they are not cocolate chip. Oh well back to watching 8-bit theater

*watches red mage talk impossible, thief steal stuff, fighter say dumb things, and black mage kill without reason, mercy, or care*  

[The Shadow-Star]

COOKIE!!!
*HOMNOMNOM*
mmmm.....dewicious!  

[donie120]

I just noticed how much blood Dred has lost by now. If we are to keep to the rules and let him live. (Draw back) He will need a blood trasfusion, steel plates in head, and vampire seirume. (I know most of you must be to have taken so many bites out of him.)