Weirdest reasons for not coming into Work / School.

[The Delirium Trigger]

Any sort of boring/strenuous activity is against my religion thus I have a constitutional right to say '******** off' to you and your 'work'.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

i fired myself  

[Misty Marina]

I thought I graduated yesterday?

 

[The Delirium Trigger]

I went to the wrong school...?  

[Misty Marina]

My parents made me quit~

 

[Therinert]

i forgot what day it is  

[Misty Marina]

I forgot to take a shower~

 

[kokushibyou-_0]

my dog ate me  

[Therinert]

because chester (my elephant) had a tummy ache  

[Therinert]

BECAUSE A GUY i saw has a smiling disorder  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Because someone posted in this thread twice....at one time.  

[avalonsThief]

Charlie the Unicorn 3 came out. :3 And you know what?

STARFISH LOVES MEH! 8D

 

[The Delirium Trigger]

'Cause I like square butts and I cannot lie?  

[Therinert]

because i went to therapy  

[Misty Marina]

Because no one would give me directions~