How is the poster above going to die?

[AAX8]

u will be so busy laughing at her laughing at me the u will trip over ur cape and both ur sword things will stab u in the back of the head and poke ur brains out  

[Dr Sciurus]

and as for YOU!!! you will one day be trying to demonstrate a physics lesson to anyone who will listen. youll be jumping on a trampoline demonstrating mechanics with springs gravity acceleration and inertia. youll jump so high at one point youll go right past the atmosphere and into space. you die by popping because theres no air in space and no atmospheric pressure pushing on your body twisted  

[The Delirium Trigger]

You'll get ninja'd.  

[Dr Sciurus]

? ninja'd? what the heck? what does that even mean??? you die by Vanhelsing kicking your a** for stealing his jobs and leaving him with no work twisted  

[The Delirium Trigger]

You'll die from too much brain bleach after looking on 4chan.  

[Luminous_Zy]

I'll kill u by grabbing your sword. then throw u off a cliff and throw your sword at u blaugh blaugh  

[Dr Sciurus]

your little dragon will suddenly betray you because i promisied it better porn then your siggy. it will wrap itself arround your neck and strangle you while i take your nice staff and shove it down your throat till it pokes through out your butt. thats who you die  

[The Delirium Trigger]

I will kill you with a modern grammar manual. I will kill you all with it.  

[kokushibyou-_0]

I shall cut you down with divine judgment from my holy sniper rifle. I call her Sheryl. mrgreen  

[PrincessAngelicGoddes]

I shall get Jesus to kill you.  

[iKawaiiSama]

I take out my katana and stab PrincessAngelicGoddess.  

[YOUHACKEDHAHA]

Once you stab her I'll sneak up behind you and run my scyte down your heart.  

[iKawaiiSama]

I disappear, reappear, and kill you without you even blinking.  

[PrincessAngelicGoddes]

I live forever...you cannot kill me...My unicorn will stab you with her horn.  

[colorful_fuse]

Im pretty sure your going to trip on something end up shooting your big toe off then you'll prolly be eaten by outherworldly beings who will decide that humans dont tast good enough to waste the effort hunting them. 3nodding