Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer ..:::Game:::..

[hypokrisis]

*lucky.EXE detected as a threat*

because in 15 minutes where all gonna implode
why didn't you flush after taking a crap? stare

*lucky.EXE quarantined*

 

[kokushibyou-_0]

Because we don't want it jumping out and start talking to us.

Why do monkeys fling their poo?  

[hypokrisis]

*lucky.EXE detected as a threat*

because it tastes bad
why can't i come up with a question?

*lucky.EXE quarantined*

 

[Dr Sciurus]

because my anti-virus program removed all of your functions xp
why cant humaniis stop killing eachother and find something better to do with there limited time?  

[kokushibyou-_0]

because for most people, killing something is better than having fun in bed and more addicting than caffeine.(most addicting substance when taken pure)

why does yelling in someones face make people feel better?  

[Dr Sciurus]

because most people have uber diarihea
if enamel is the hardest thing produced by the human body then why are bones made of calcium and not enamle?  

[hypokrisis]

because God likes to see us fall and break

why is it so hard for you to get a life?  

[Dr Sciurus]

because i keep having to waste my time with my anti virus programs running after you

why do werewolves and vampires hate eachothers gutts?  

[Dr Sciurus]

because alot of people sympathize with bella....they have monkeys in there pants too!!!

why does dry ice burn warts?  

[kokushibyou-_0]

because dry ice is an abomination against the laws of my logic, it has to burn and maim anything that it comes in contact with that is warmer than it.

Why is the old mountain dew bad for you?(they are switching back to real sugar)  

[Dr Sciurus]

because Phill Amaconi has gorilla boobs.....and mackaqe brains too for that matter
why do i always attract electric shocks and charges?  

[hypokrisis]

because you always have that huge retarded metal narutard headband tied to your head

why'd the chicken cross the road?  

[Dr Sciurus]

stare stressed *twitch* because its raining bowling balls. and i wear it around my neck moron.

why do people actually believe in things like god?  

[kokushibyou-_0]

Because the Higher ups in an underground bunker who control all the worlds money say that people need to so thay can have hope that they can create their own destiny.(good luck understanding that)

Why do people like drunken monkeys?