The Vending Machine

[The Teenage Screwup]

&------------------------------->

Out pops a picture.
-inserts monkey-

<-------------------------------&

 

[TillxGone]

[Out pops Bubbles the NerdFighting puppy.

-Inserts deck of cards- ]  

[The Teenage Screwup]

→♥←

Out pops a token.
-inserts a lemon-

→♥←

 

[TillxGone]

{ Everyday I wake up, I choose Love, I choose Light }
{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}

And I try it's too easy just to fall apart:
Out pops an Apple.

-Inserts Chocolate-

{-❀--✿--❀--✿--❀--✿--❀-}  

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Out pops a moose

~insert chilli~

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

Out Pops a Taco Bowl.
-Inserts Starbucks giftcard-

The Dino Has Spoken

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Out pops Starburst wrapper

~inserts game system~

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[TillxGone]

☁Raindrops keep fallin' on my head☂
☁And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed☂

Out pops Chuck Norris.

-Inserts oranges-☂

☁Nothin' seems to fit☂
☁Those raindrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'☂

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Out pops my friend Desiree

~inserts cloud~

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[The Teenage Screwup]

• • • | | = † e ê η a ġ ε S c я € w ϋ ρ = | | • • •
< °°° questioning humanity °°° >




Out pops Zeus.
-inserts bible-




There is no such word as loved.
Love has no past tense.
If you ever stop loving someone,
Then you never loved them in the first place.
• • •

 

[Ayersi]

.:. out pops a cranky angel
-inserts a bodybag- .:.

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Out pops zombie

~inserts p***s~ LOL!!

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[Ayersi]

.:. O__o
out pops semen
-inserts tissue- .:.

 

[Crackbaby73]

Fear that which you dont understand.....

Out pops boogers

~inserts toe~

....namely me.

~B of The ABC.....Crackbaby73~
Passive Mode

 

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

EMODINOSAIDWHAT?!

Out pops fungus.

-Inserts Mentos-

The Dino Has Spoken