[Game] Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer

[nuripyon]

Because your dog is actually NOT A DOG. He's an undercover cat on a top secret mission to discover why some people are dog people and some are cat people!  

[dark_chocolateangel]

Why is some girl in Nuripyon's signiture kiddnapping some poor uncouncious guy!?  

[Lady Tsukiko Kuonji]

Because she wants to stuff him in a closet witha hidden camera and another guy inside, obviously.

How come there isn't a chicken dance emoticon?  

[CoyoteXendo]

because the chickens will sue for copyright infringement

how do people with no fingers or toes pick their nose?  

[Jaaku-san]

They use telekinesis to levitate earpicks and use those.

Why is german rock so amazing?  

[CoyoteXendo]

because it's based in german engineering of course

why do leprechauns always wear green in pictures/movies?  

[Jaaku-san]

Because real leprechauns are allergic to fabric dye that's not green, and costume designers want to be accurate.

Why do people assume that if a cow produces good milk, it's happy?  

[dark_chocolateangel]

Because happy cows come from California.

......Why do happy cows come from California?  

[CoyoteXendo]

because california has the most feel-good cults

why is the grass always greener on the other side?  

[dark_chocolateangel]

Because its astroturf.

Why dont ninjas and pirates get along?  

[Jaaku-san]

Long ago, a ninja and a pirate got into an argument about which was better, sake or rum. They came to blows over it, and got their ninja and pirate buddies involved. Soon, stranger ninjas and pirates that only knew a fight was going on got involved. When the dust settled, the originators were all dead, and angry retellings of an unprovoked attack from the other group spread through the ninja and pirate coalitions. They declared blood feud, and it's been going ever since.

How did Chuck Norris gain his power?  

[dark_chocolateangel]

Because he nearly won the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, Mr. Rodgers won and he wasted his powers on PBS though.

Why does school always come back even though I dont want it to?  

[carrionteeth]

Because the teachers all have a massive crush on you.
Especially the disgusting, formless amorphormous blobs that say they are teachers. They watch you get changed. wink

Why don't I have a tail?!  

[Jaaku-san]

Evolution. When man began to walk upright on the ground, we lost the need for a tail to help us keep our balance on precarious perches, so it eventually dropped off and babies stopped being born with one.

Why do I always have insomnia, despite liking sleep?  

[Lady Tsukiko Kuonji]

Because you spend way too long fantasising about your current favourite pairing(s) to sleep.

Why is it that people don't think bats are cute?