•unfortunately , fortunately•

[The Tilted Hourglass]

Fortunately, you have health insurance. [ xp ]  

[eccentricanomaly]

Unfortunately, your health insurance expired the day before.  

[The Tilted Hourglass]

Fortunately, you find a nice donor willing to renew it.  

[Muted_Nightingale]

Unfortunately, he renews the wrong one.  

[KitKatti]

Fortunatley someone renews the right one too.  

[The Tilted Hourglass]

Unfortunately, it takes 48 hours to process.  

[littleangel456]

fortunatly you were healed b4 that  

[The Tilted Hourglass]

Unfortunately the psychopath murderer stalks you down to finish the job.  

[Muted_Nightingale]

Fortunately he gets hit by a car.  

[Treehugger15]

Unfourentyly his crazy X-girl friend in 12x more phsyco and wants revenge.  

[Muted_Nightingale]

Fortunately, she doesn't really know what you look like.  

[The Tilted Hourglass]

Unfortunately, his house was rigged with cameras and she broke into the house and when through all of them.  

[iStormy]

fortunately, she has short term memory loss due to an acident and she doesn't remember what she looked like.  

[Muted_Nightingale]

Unfortunately, she remembers what you look like from the tapes.  

[Hamsterliciousness]

Fortunately, you start a new live on a tropical island