The corrupted wish game

[dragon_of_emry]

Granted, but you can't think of anything to wish for.
Since trick-or-treating didn't work out so well, I'll just wish for some chocolate instead.  

[-Sakabato-_Chaos_Demigod-]

A chocolate factory is inherited by you from a lost, unknown sibling.

His name was Willy Wonka.



I wish we had someone actually competent running for president  

[dragon_of_emry]

Granted, but I'm running for president of Gaia.
I wish I hadn't registered for 8AM classes, lol.  

[-Sakabato-_Chaos_Demigod-]

Me too... 8 is too early in the morn.
I'm falling asleep in my classes... T.T

Granted, but all other classes are filled, so now you have to wait another semester to graduate...

i wish domokun would come back.  

[Melisciose22]

domo does come back but hes so pissed off he ate everythng up in gaia as a virus

eek

i wish my hair was long  

[dragon_of_emry]

Granted, but it is so long that you end up spending all of your time taking care of it.

I wish I had done better on my midterms, lol those weren't pretty...  

[-Sakabato-_Chaos_Demigod-]

Done.

But then you're expected to do that good on all your exams, and when you don't...

You're accused of cheating.


I wish they would bring Boktai 3 to the U.S.  

[Melisciose22]

granted but it lasts for one day
i wish i had longer hair  

[-Sakabato-_Chaos_Demigod-]

Granted, but then it's too heavy and thick, and you get ...lice. and dandruff.

I wish I had only one job.  

[A Fitting End]

Granted, but your job requires a 100 mile commute and you don't make enough money for gas.

I wish I had my own tv show.  

[ArgylePigeon]

Granted but it fails horribly and anywhere you go people boo you...
I wish I would pass my exam on thursday!  

[MyOwnRainCloud]

this is wayy late but..
granted,but yoo fail yoor next exam.;o
i wish for some super bright yellow nail polish!

 

[dragon_of_emry]

Granted, but it won't stick to your nails.
I wish I could go to the space station.  

[-Sakabato-_Chaos_Demigod-]

Granted.
But everybody is happy that you go and the US abandons the project and they forget you are still there...


I was everything was cut and dry, black and white, plain and simple...  

[A Fitting End]

Granted but everyone dies of boredom.

I wish I could go back in time and stop President Carter from taking the US dollar off the gold standard causing us to plummet into the budget deficit that we suffer from today.