Corrupt the Wish Game

[Dismal Living]

but the person you give CPR to has killer breath
I wish all humans were turned into the animals they represented the most.  

[Shadow__Dweller]

But if someone else turned into a predatory animal they might kill you if you are only a little animal

I wish that essays didn't require bibliographies  

[Dismal Living]

but now the people whose stuff you wrote about are mad that they don't get credit and kill you
i wish for tons of cherry yogurt  

[Shadow__Dweller]

but you eat so much that you explode
I wish I didn't have to get up so early for university tomorrow  

[Dismal Living]

But you've already paid for it so...
i wish the world was flooded with bacon!  

[Shadow__Dweller]

There would be no pigs left, so when you eventually do run out of bacon you wouldn't be able to have any more!

I wish the food I like was healthy sweatdrop  

[Incinerella]

wish granted! But it's your taste that's changed not the food, now the mere sight of cookies, cakes, chips and chocolate make you physically sick, you crave lettuce and carrots.


I wish I could never get sick  

[-Hellish Hatred-]

And now because you never get sick, fate has determined to hit you with a spiked bus...some final destination s**t
I wish the idiots of this world would perish  

[Shadow__Dweller]

But there would be no-one to laugh at

I wish it would snow on Christmas Day.  

[-Hellish Hatred-]

but instead of snow you get hail! all damn christmas day!

i wish everyone STOP TALKING! MUWHAHAHA  

[Airforce Soldier]

But it's a virus that stops them talking kills them also.
I wish that I got more presents on christmas that were not crap.  

[-Hellish Hatred-]

but then you start to get the same grest presents again and again and it bores you to death

i wish i wasn't lactose intolerant  

[Incinerella]

Wish granted, but now you're lactose dependant and have to drink milk all day

I wish i was fire-proof  

[Airforce Soldier]

But everything you own burns leving you nude and cold.
I wish for more wishes.  

[-Hellish Hatred-]

now you have too many things to wish for and you accidentally wished you were dead

i wish christ would be banned for christmas seeing as how many people don't even celebrate it that way