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 Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 5:29 pm
Gets mouth cancer. *yuk*
Inserts a Muriel.
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Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:16 pm
Gets a city fine for painting without a permit
Inserts a bullwhip
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:20 am
gets a piece of string
inserts a sewing kit
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:41 am
Gets stitched up by the guild of seamstresses
Inserts Mr Zogs sex wax
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 2:01 pm
Gets pleasant warm tingling sensation
Inserts heart shaped box of chocolates
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Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:22 pm
Get a warm Valentine's.
Inserts a white rose.
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 1:21 pm
Gets a slap to the face as the recipient was expecting a Red rose of true love not a white rose of reverence and humility(Plus aren't white roses reserved for mommy?)
Inserts a Bloody Valentine's
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:20 pm
Gets a Bloody Mary.
Inserts an empty box of chocolates.
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:31 pm
Gets pouty face for not sharing
Inserts heart
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 8:29 am
Gets heart heart
Inserts red rose.
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 9:21 am
Gets a p***k in your fingers! twisted
Inserts favorite blankie
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:02 am
Gets blood soaked blankie.
Inserts walrus.
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:07 am
Gets an eggman
Inserts googoogachoo
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:15 am
Gets a confused search engine.
Inserts a bottle of wine.
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Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 11:17 am
Gets a screw
Inserts beatles
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