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 Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:43 am
Go directly to jail
Does anyone have a smallish paper bag I could borrow?
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:49 am
You may use the bag my pint came in.
Why is it illegal to have naked booze bottles in public?
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:57 am
Cuz if we allow naked booze bottles, then we have to allow naked people and though that may sound intriguing at first - there are some folks I'd really rather not see naked thank you very much!
You gonna share that pint, too? cuz I really could use shot about now!
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:54 am
i am oh so disturbed by this conversation.....
*shivers*
your not gonna give JD a "warm thank you" are you?
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:59 am
Why...as a matter of fact.....!
Where did that question come from? LMAO
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 3:22 pm
from the smiley face that sits on top of your toilet!
why can't a man wear a dress?
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:31 pm
Because when i wear dresses people burn there eyes out
where did that come from...
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:07 pm
From The silent dog in your lap that types all your responses
Why does the sun not smile upon me when i walk outside?
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:39 pm
Cuz it's jealous - it knows that you shine brighter!
Where does a gorilla sleep?
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 10:49 pm
Under the Chimpanzee. Where else?
What was the name of David Berkowitz's neighbors dog?
(it's driving me nuts!)
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:14 pm
pizza pie?....idk.... where did that come from?.......
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:18 am
From behind the couch
Can I have a slice of pizza thats not fluffy?
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 3:41 am
it never was fluffy and sure....
why did you think it was fluffy!
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:10 am
because she has the unique ability to see that all pizzas are fluffy
why does the alphabet go in the order it does?
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:26 am
To make little girls like you ask questions! (I heard that so much when I was growing up!!)
Why are peas called peas?
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