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What's grosser than gross?
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can!
8%
 8%  [ 11 ]
1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans!
16%
 16%  [ 21 ]
Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor!
13%
 13%  [ 17 ]
The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty!
16%
 16%  [ 21 ]
Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound!
44%
 44%  [ 57 ]
Total Votes : 127

Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-8)

Darth Daddicus
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:19 pm


floralsnow
The girl throws her stuff toy stuffed with bomb


Well, that didn't go over well. She just cuddled the explosion. The droid pulls out it's blaster and takes a few shots at the girl's knees.

floralsnow = 140
Droid = 140
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 5 Total: 5 (1-8)
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:20 pm


floralsnow
The girl blinds the droid with her glimmering sparkles

floralsnow 195
droid 140


That ought to stop her from dancing, at least. The droid ignites it's saber and goes for a diagonal slash across the girl's torso.

floralsnow = 85
Droid = 140

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-8)

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:23 pm


Felinophile
selects a new medium droid

feklin 250
droid 250


The solicitor droid pops into the room and suddenly realizes it's in the wrong place when it is beaten to shreds by some woman. However, the droid is selling Avon © door to door, and realizes it has found a woman in desperate need of it's goods. It applies a sample of lipstick on the woman's face.

Felinophile = 250
Droid = 85
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-8)
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:25 pm


Felinophile
heh heh


The droid dabs a bit of it's new facial cream on the woman's wrinkles. The droid realizes this is going to take a lot of time. The droid opens up a new box of the cream after going through a dozen jars just on the right side of the woman's face alone.

Felinophile = 250
Droid = 85

Darth Daddicus
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-8)

Darth Daddicus
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:27 pm


Felinophile
piece of cake

felin 250
droid 85


Of course! The woman s obviously addicted to sweets! Why didn't the droid recognize this before? The droid offers the woman a week's supply of Lean Cuisine ©. eek Whoa! The droid made a futile attempt to remind the woman that was supposed to last a whole week!

Felinophile = 195
Droid = 85
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-8)
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:29 pm


Nia Phoenix
MEDIUM 8 SIDED

Nia Phoenix = 250
Droid = 250

Nia ignited her lightsaber and rushed toward the droid swinging in a sideway motion

Nia Phoenix = 250
Droid = 195


The droid backed away from the onslaught and tossed a thermal detonator at the girl.

Nia Phoenix = 250
Droid = 140

Darth Daddicus
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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-8)

Darth Daddicus
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:30 pm


Nia Phoenix
Nia Phoenix = 250
Droid = 195

as her plasma blade scored the droid's chassis she tried to blast the gap with lightning

Nia Phoenix = 250
Droid = 140


The droid ignited a lightwhip to keep the girl at a safe distance.

Nia Phoenix = 250
Droid = 140
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-12)
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:32 pm


AngelicHottie126
Lets finish this now droid... im tired of you


The droid pulled a power cell out of it's own chassis and threw it at the girl just as it was beginning to overload.

AngelicHottie126 = 90
Droid = 10

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Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 9 Total: 9 (1-12)

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:33 pm


AngelicHottie126
*final slash through its neck*


As the girl moved in for the slash, the droid dropped down and swept it's feet under her to trip her.

AngelicHottie126 = 90
Droid = 10
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 11 Total: 11 (1-12)
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:34 pm


AngelicHottie126
Come oooon!!!!! scream


The droid is not going anywhere with this girl. It bats her hand away and comes up with an uppercut.

AngelicHottie126 = 10
Droid = 10

Darth Daddicus
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Ruthless Leader

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  • Hunter 50
  • Survivor 150
  • Megathread 100
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-12)

Darth Daddicus
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Ruthless Leader

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  • Hunter 50
  • Survivor 150
  • Megathread 100
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:47 pm


omnom-chan
adds a cool sound to the beat by rythmatically ripping the droids wiring.

omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 250


The droid is totes gettin' down to this sick beat!© So far down, as a mater of fact, that it now has the perfect vantage point at which to slash at the girl's feet with it's saber.

omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 250
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-12)
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:48 pm


omnom-chan
User Image
*whacks droid on the head with her electric guitar*

omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 250


The droid takes out a hammer and begins aiming at the girl's toes to try to make her scream in a more acceptable octave. They're paying for the studio time, so it wants to get it on the first take.

omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 250

Darth Daddicus
Vice Captain

Ruthless Leader

30,525 Points
  • Hunter 50
  • Survivor 150
  • Megathread 100
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 12-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-12)

Darth Daddicus
Vice Captain

Ruthless Leader

30,525 Points
  • Hunter 50
  • Survivor 150
  • Megathread 100
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:52 pm


omnom-chan
*shakes the droid like a maraca while pounding it with a hammer*

omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 250


The droid accepts the fact that it's bandmate does not share it's personal vision with the direction the band is taking. It severs ties with the girl and goes on a solo tour.

omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 250
PostPosted: Sun Aug 09, 2015 11:53 pm


Kay9214: 2
Nia Phoenix: 2
Felinophile: 1
Queen-tintin: 1
floralsnow: 1
omnom-chan: 1

Darth Daddicus
Vice Captain

Ruthless Leader

30,525 Points
  • Hunter 50
  • Survivor 150
  • Megathread 100
Felinophile rolled 1 8-sided dice: 5 Total: 5 (1-8)

Felinophile

PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2015 5:28 am


Darth Daddicus


Of course! The woman s obviously addicted to sweets! Why didn't the droid recognize this before? The droid offers the woman a week's supply of Lean Cuisine ©. eek Whoa! The droid made a futile attempt to remind the woman that was supposed to last a whole week!

Felinophile = 195
Droid = 85


stare knocks the droids head off
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